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Sharering (SHR) I believe this one is going to surprise so many. Already generating revenue and doing buybacks every week. Already over 10 000 registered users. Mainnet + app + masternodes and staking before EOY.

I got this stuff from Steve Aitchison, he wrote this review and posted it on Uptrennd. Figured I should put it on here as well since I truly believe this is an incredible moonshot. I'm personally holding SHR myself and am very convinced it will do extremely well.
Give a read through it and you will immediatly see why. Enjoy guys.
Introduction
Imagine for a second the following scenario. You are a 2 car family. One car is used every day going back and forth to work, for shopping, all the little jaunts you and your husband like to go on. Your grown children are at university and come home for the weekends so the other car sits in the driveway all week and doesn’t get used during the week. What a waste of a perfectly good car. You think to yourself we could put that car to good use and actually help to pay for university fees, by renting it out during the week. However, then you think “well it’s only a little Ford Fiesta who’s going to want to rent that.” Well, it turns out a lot of people want to rent it and for a good price: £34 ($40) per day, a possible $800 per month.
Peer to peer car sharing has grown massively over the last few years and people are making serious money by letting our vehicles on a daily basis, emulating the Airbnb model. In fact companies like Turo, Getaround and Drivy, which has just been acquired by Getaround for $300 Million, are bringing in serious investors like Toyota, Softbank Vision Fund, Menlo Ventures, and IAC to the tune of over $800 Million.
A key difference between rental companies and peer to peer is that they have vastly improved technology with app interfaces that make locating assets and resources, reserving and using them, and making payment convenient and seamless. This, combined with location-specific analytics, allows by-the-minute access to assets and resources (e.g. cars or bicycles) and enables customers to pick up and drop these assets where and when convenient.
Car sharing is just one example of an industry that is being disrupted. We have seen, experienced and read about the amazing growth of Airbnb which is now estimated to be valued at $38 Billion. Airbnb has been so successful that companies like booking.com are trying to get in on the act by adopting a similar model when it comes to booking accommodation.
There is also the phenomenal rise of bicycle rentals which we see in cities all over the world, not quite the same as peer to peer sharing, but it’s another rental model that is ripe for being disrupted by the new sharing model.
With this business model in mind what other areas could it be used in:
Transport: Used for the rental of cars, trucks, scooters, trailers, and even heavy vehicles. Delivery Drivers: Facilitate booking and payment for delivery drivers. Agriculture: Garden sharing, seed swap, bee-hive relocation, etc. Finance: Peer to peer lending Food bank, social dining Travel Tours, shared tour groups Real Estate Airbnb, co-housing, co-living, Couchsurfing, shared office space, house swapping. Time: Labour, co-working, freelancing Assets Book swapping, clothes swapping, fractional ownership, freecycling, toy libraries. Transportation Car sharing, ride-sharing, car-pooling, bicycle sharing, delivery company, couriers And so much more!
This newly emerging, but highly fragmented sharing industry, is currently worth over $100 billion. It is predicted to grow to at least $335 billion by 2025.
As you can see from a few examples above the sharing economy has a lot of room to grow but what it doesn’t have, yet, is a company who can facilitate ALL of the above use cases in one place.
That is until now!
ShareRing is disrupting the disruptors by bringing everything together in one place and making it easy for you and me to share anything and everything and making it as easy as opening an app on your phone.
Business Case
The sharing market has exploded over the last several years. This is due, in part, to the digital age we live in, as we now have over 2.82 Billion people with smart phones around the world. It also due to how easy the business model of sharing lends itself to the digital world, and how with the simple installation of an app we can access a plethora of markets to rent almost anything from.
Due to this rise of digital platforms and the proliferation of smartphones, revenues coming from sharing economy platforms are only expected to increase. It is estimated to grow to a $335 billion industry in 2025, compared to its $14 billion value in 2014. (PwC UK).
The beauty of the sharing economy is that it is a win/win/win situation for the person who wants to rent something for a few days or weeks, the person who is renting out, and the company who facilitates the ease of the transactions between the renter and the person renting out. Typically the renter will save a lot of money whilst renting out someone else’s apartment, car, bicycle, clothes, dog sitting services etc and they can almost be assured of quality due to the social side of the business model with reviews from real people. The person who is renting out can make additional income and will want good reviews and therefore keep the standard of service higher. The company that is facilitating all of this can make a lot of money on transaction fees, as well as from advertising, and partnership deals, and obviously have an exit strategy for possible buyouts.
When it comes to looking at the business model, ShareRing fits in to the Commission Based Platform as described in Ritter and Schanz study where they looked at the core difference in difference business models of the sharing economy: Singular Transaction Models, Subscription-Based Models, Commission-Based Platforms and Unlimited Platforms.)
Commission Based Platforms are dominated by (at least) triadic relationships amongst providers, intermediaries and consumers with a utility-bound revenue stream. These business models enable their customers to switch between provider and consumer roles by creating and delivering the value proposition. Only a few employees work for the intermediary and the value creation and delivery is externalized. From a consumer perspective, consumers are empowered to collaborate with each other and to design the collaboration terms by negotiating the terms and conditions of the content, creation, distribution and consumption of the value proposition. Depending on the orientation of the value proposition, consumers purchase commodities (Tauschticket, ebay), access commodities in a defined timespan (booking.com, Airbnb) or buy services (uber, turo) from occasional and professional providers found via an intermediary. The intermediary mainly focuses on nurturing a community feeling and reducing exchange insecurity by incorporating rating systems, micro-assurances and standardizations of payment and delivery into the platform. The platform mainly takes commissions for successful matching and executing trade. (Journal of Cleaner Production Volume 213, 10 March 2019, Pages 320-331)
The USP of the ShareRing Business Model
The USP that ShareRing has is that it brings all of the different forms of sharing together in one app through partnerships and onboarding of users.
No other company, to date, is bringing everything together in such a way. However there are other factors that make ShareRing unique, which we will look at.
Token Economics
SHR is a utility token and will be used to pay for transactions on the network, such as 'new booking', 'add asset', etc. SHR is used by providers to pay for their access to the ShareLedger blockchain, including the addition of assets, renting out of assets, adding attributes, adding smart contracts, and other features.
SharePay (SHRP) is used by customers to pay for the rental of assets.
Masternodes will also be a main feature of the SHR token. When a transaction fee is incurred, it will be distributed in a way that allows for masternode holders who provide a service to the platform to receive a reward from each transaction. Transaction fees are charged to sharing providers in SHR. The distribution of transaction fees will be as follows: 50% - will be distributed amongst the active masternode holders who host an active node on the blockchain at that point in time (these holders provide a service to the platform). The distribution will be based on a calculation of the Total Amount Staked and the total continuous uptime of the node. 50% - will be provided to ShareRing Ltd (view ShareRing owned masternodes) for various purposes that contribute to working capital and platform growth.
Leased Proof of Stake Consensus
ShareRing have chosen the Leased Proof-of-Stake protocol as the consensus algorithm for ShareLedger. This choice is based on the practicality and security benefits evident in the Waves platform. It is also much more cost effective than Proof-of-Work (POW), and will not suffer from the current issues Bitcoin and other POW cryptocurrencies are facing such as scalability and electricity consumption.
As explained above master nodes will be a main feature but there is the other feature of lightweight nodes. A user with a lightweight node will be able to stake their tokens to a full node of their choosing and participate in reaching consensus. They will also be free to cancel their leasing at any time as there are no contracts or freezing periods. The more tokens that have been staked in a full node, the higher the probability the node will have in producing the next block. Since the reward is given based on the total number of tokens staked in the full node, there will always be a trade-off between the size of the full node and the percentage of the reward. As an average user of the platform, you will not need to have technical knowledge on how to set up a node nor will you have to download the entire blockchain in order to stake your tokens. Only a user who sets up a full node will be required to do this, making it simpler than ever for users to earn a reward for supporting the platform.
The return expected for staking is expected to be around 6 - 8% although this has yet to be confirmed.
Buybacks
ShareRing are currently implementing a series of buybacks which started in the beginning of November:
The buyback operation is done at a random time during the week.
If there is enough liquidity, SHR tokens will be bought through a single market order at the time of buyback. In case there is not enough liquidity, a limit buy order at last sell order price will be placed on the market, and will remain open until it gets filled.
The buyback program was implemented to test the API purchase process for when live transactions occur on ShareLedger
The Buyback Program is expected to:
  1. Reduce the supply of ShareTokens available in both public and private markets
  2. Bring New capital and fund inflows into the Shareledger
  3. Substantially magnify value creation for the ShareToken holders
The Token Flow
ShareRing will bring in hundreds of merchants to list their rental products, either exclusively or as part of an aggregator system e.g. When you look at the likes of trivago.com they will list the best hotel prices from multiple merchants who are listed on their website. Essentially ShareRing will become part of the aggregator ecosystem and be listed on sites like trivago.com as well as have exclusive agreements with merchants who are listed directly on their app.
ShareRing’s USP is that they have everything on one place as well as their OneID module with means buyers can get a hotel, rent a car, rent their ski equipment, book events all through the one app and using the OneID.
With that in mind they are going to attract a lot of merchants.
This is where it gets exciting so pay attention to this part.
When a merchant is part of the ShareRing ecosystem and a buyer rents something from that merchant ShareRing will take a small % commission from that transaction. So say someone books a hotel for $100 for the night, ShareRing might take $0.50 as a commission. What ShareRing will then do is go to one of the exchanges that ShareRing (SHR) is listed on and buy SHR tokens directly using an API system using USDT.
Now, the actual commission has not been disclosed yet however if we assume even a 0.25% commission that means for every $100 Million worth of bookings made through the app will net ShareRing $250,000 which means buy backs of $250,000 for the SHR token, which increases the liquidity of SHR on the exchanges.
If you think $100 Million of bookings is a lot, booking.com customers book around 1.5 Million rooms per day, if we estimate an average of $50 per room that is $75 million of bookings PER DAY or $2 Billion worth of bookings per month.
This revenue coupled with revenue from OneID and eVOA makes ShareRing profitable almost from day one of the app going live.
OneID And eVOA
Another exciting development from the ShareRing team is the collaboration between ShareRings Self Sovereign Identity protocol and third party providers to bring OneID and eVOA which will utilise OneID
With the huge rise in E-commerce and with over 2.82 billion people who now own a smartphone we are entrusting our personal information to more and more centralised entities. These entities are frequently hacked and our information is leaked to outside parties.
ShareRing aims to tackle this with their service OneID module.
ShareRing’s OneID solution protects users' data by handling Know Your Customer (KYC) information through third parties and ShareRing’s Self Sovereign Identity Protocol. ShareRing does not hold any identifying information anywhere on its servers. It provides the ultimate security for the renter and also the provider, as the Protocol encrypts and stores your data in a secure manner within your device. Essentially, this means that it is near impossible for a hack or data leak to happen, simply because there is no centralized server of data for hackers to exploit.
The OneID module is very easy to use. The end-user needs to complete their ID submission only once, with the entire submission process requiring less than two minutes to complete. Once this step has been completed, the customers KYC is destroyed by the 3rd party document verification system and the OneID module allows merchants to verify a customer’s identity via a hashed verification packet, stored on the users device and ShareLedger. This removes the need for merchants to store or see personal information; safeguarding both merchants and users from fraud.
To create your ShareRing OneID, simply:
  1. Take a picture of your government ID document
  2. Take a selfie
  3. Confirm and submit your details
This is something I am really excited about for ShareRing and they already have made partnerships for other companies to use this feature which is another income stream for ShareRing.
eVOA
E-Visa On Arrival allows applicants to apply online and receive a travel authorisation before departure – this eVOA can be shown at dedicated Thailand immigration counters on arrival at major Thailand airports, allowing travellers to pass through in minutes.
OneID system is scheduled to become the lynchpin technology in Thailand’s electronic Visa On Arrival (eVOA) system; one of only two companies to partner with Thai authorities to provide this service. The new Visa system eliminates much of the hassle involved in entering the country:
This is a strong validation of the OneID system - immigration controls are some of the most scrutinized processes in any branch of government, and if the OneID solution can operate to their standards then it is truly business-ready. As explained by our COO, Rohan Le Page:
“We are providing our OneID product for Thailand e-VOA (Visa On Arrival) that allows 5 Million travellers from 20 countries including China and India to complete the visa process on their mobile through our app. This provides a streamlined immigration process that negates the need for an expensive and time-consuming process when you get off the plane. Additionally, fraud is mitigated with several extra layers of security in the back end including our blockchain (ShareLedger) consensus model that makes all data immutable and all but impossible to hack.”
Profit Margins on OneID
So how does ShareRing make money from OneID and eVOA?
With each application for an eVOA using the OneID module ShareRing will make an undisclosed commission. The e-VOA is available to citizens of 21 different countries and is intended for those who will be holidaying in Thailand and not working in the country.
This means that each eVOA will last for a period of around 15 days which effectively means that ShareRing will get commission multiple times from each person travelling to one of the 21 countries listed below:
Andorra, Bhutan, Bulgaria, China, Ethiopia, Fiji, India, Kazakhstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Maldives, Malta, Mauritius, Papua New Guinea, Republic of Cyprus Romania, San Marino, Saudi Arabia, Taiwan, Ukraine, Uzbekistan
The profits on this alone, according to projections, are worth millions of dollars per year to ShareRing, with a healthy growth of about 35% in raw profit over the next 5 years, ultimately netting the company about $1.5 million profit per quarter.
The ShareLedger Blockchain Platform
ShareRing will utilize the registered intellectual property from the existing KeazACCESS framework (KEAZ: A car sharing company founded by Tim Bos) as well as improving it the blockchain experience in their team.
It will consist of fo the primary elements:
SharePay (SHRP) – SharePay is the base currency that will allow users of the ShareRing platform to pay for the use of third party assets. ShareToken (SHR)
ShareToken (SHR) is the digital utility token that drives sharing transactions to be written to the ShareRing ledger that is managed by the ShareRing platform.
Account – This will be a standard account, which such an account being represented by a 24-byte address. The account will contain 4 general fields:
SHRP – SharePay token balance
SHR – ShareToken balance
ASSETS – linked/owned by the account (see below for definition of an Asset) ATTRIBUTES – Any additional attributes that are associated with this account. These attributes may be updated or added by Sharing Economy providers that utilise the ledger such as ID checks by rental companies. These attributes may be ‘global’ (i.e. used by any sharing providers) or ‘local’ (i.e. used by a specific sharing provider).
Assets – An asset represents a tangible real-world or digital asset that is being shared, such as a car, a house, industrial machinery, an e-book, and so on.
Smart Contracts – Similar to a number of other blockchain platforms, such as Ethereum and NEO, the ShareLedger blockchain will feature highly customisable smart contracts. These Smart Contracts will allow for decentralised autonomous applications that can be attached to an asset and/or account. Every smart contract will be Turing complete, meaning it will have the ability to implement sophisticated logic to manage the sharing of the assets. The smart contracts will be tested and reviewed by ShareRing in a sandbox as well as audited by reputable third-party code auditors prior to implementation.
Proof of Stake Consensus
ShareRing have chosen the Leased Proof-of-Stake protocol as the consensus algorithm for ShareLedger. This choice is based on the practicality and security benefits evident in the Waves platform. It is also much more cost effective than Proof-of-Work (POW), and will not suffer from the current issues Bitcoin and other POW cryptocurrencies are facing such as scalability and electricity consumption.
The ShareRing App
At the heart of the ShareRing project lies the ShareRing app:
A universal ‘ShareRing’ app is being developed that will allow anyone to easily see and use any sharing services around them. Each partner will have the option of developing a ‘mini’ app within the ShareRing app that will have functionalities specific to that partner. The app will use geolocation-based services to display the ShareRing services that are nearby
Social Media Presence
Coming from a social media background I feel this is an extremely important area to look into, especially in the crypto world.
ShareRing has done an okay job in growing their social media presence however I feel it could be much better. Here is a look at some of the key stats for their online social media presence:
Youtube: 191 Subscribers Instagram: 238 Followers Linkedin: 376 Followers Telegram: 6,525 members (very active) Twitter: 2,216 Followers (Fairly regular updates) Facebook: 1,965 Followers
Whilst social media may not be a priority just now I feel there has to be a big presence with image-based platforms and video-based platforms. Youtube and Instagram should be made a priority here as it spans all generations:
Other News on ShareRing
There is a lot of stuff going on at the moment with ShareRing which is what makes it an exciting prospect. Rather than give information on each of them here are some highlights provided by the ShareRing team.:
- ShareRing's revolutionary ID management based module OneID.
- Worlds first Blockchain based eVOA in place with major Thai company targeting 5 to 10 million travellers from 20 countries.
- 2.6 million International Hotels/ Accommodation coming on to the Platform. Lots more to come!
- Partnership with HomeAway
- 200,000 Activites, Tours and Events added to the ShareRing App
- Multi Global Car Sharing Partnerships
- 1 Partner Directly Integrating SHR's OneID consisting of 1.2 million Vehicles across 150 Countries
- Luxury Car Brand Sharing Platform purely based on SHR
- SHR payment system SHRP available in 10% Taxi Terminals in Australia
- SHRP available in 10,000 EFTPOS Terminals Australia wide
- White Labelling Services incorporating ShareRings revolutionary OneID
- 20 Significant Unannounced Partnerships, more to come!
- Major Partners include -
- BYD (Largest Electric Car Maker in the World)
- DJI (Largest Drone Maker in the World)
- Keaz (300 locations around the world)
- Yogoo EV Car Sharing
- MOBI Alliance Member
Overview of Positives and Negatives
Negatives
Social Media and marketing possibly needs to be ramped up in order to bring more awareness to the project.
The roadmap and white paper has not been updated recently for 2019/2020 but this I believe is coming soon.
Positives
With a low market cap project like ShareRing the risk to reward ratio is very good for retail and institutional investors.
Technical analysis of current prices, currently at 31 Satoshi, is also very good with resistance levels at 50, 77 and 114 Satoshi which would be nearing its all time high.
Referral program will increase the numbers of users that are currently using the site.
If ShareRing can capture even a small % of the overall sharing market then success looks assured.
There are 20 new announcements coming up and with Tim Bos looking for more partnerships it seems likely that ShareRing will break ATH prices soon.
Great long term hold, in my opinion.
Realistic Expectations of ROI
Short term (4 weeks - 12 weeks)
Short term looks great for ShareRing both from a TA point of view and a fundamental point of view.
With lots of news still to come out about ShareRing there is not going to be a shortage of fundamentals to drive the price up. From a TA point of view the next line of resistance stands at around the 50 Satoshi level which would complete a massive cup and handle formation from August 24th of this year. After that we are looking at resistances of 77 and 114 to reach near the all time highs which i expect ShareRing to reach going into 2020.
Long term (6 Months - 2 Years)
If ShareRing can onboard users and keep on making partnerships at the same rate there will be no stopping it. It’s all about onboarding the users and utilising the most powerful marketing tool ever - word of mouth!
When a great app is realised with great and useful functionality then it tends to go viral and I am hoping this happens for ShareRing.
With a market cap at the moment of just under $6 Million then I don’t think it’s crazy to talk about 1000% increases in the next 2 years and I really believe that is being extremely conservative, given where we think crypto is heading as a whole.
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(TDN) script + edits. ATTENTION this is for humor this does not mean I like the trends/celebrities involved. Also it's slightly edgy

ATTENTION this is for humor this does not mean I like the trends/celebrities involved. Also it's slightly edgy
Thanks to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgD0z6P5xtb8QrZeb5GvjpA
My channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZSXW4Dc95if3tmqV84veeA
Proof of originality https://youtu.be/qut-Hqe8u2g (this one is different due to edits)
There may be some problems with the script. Sorry
THEY'RE DISCRETE AT NIGHT -by elijah snodgrass
Characters-
-Nazi Elmo -Pedestrians (5) -David Dorbrick -Incredible Hulk -Fisherman -goku -Twilight Sparkle -DanTDM -Danny Phantom -Spanky the Monkey -Goku’s Kneecap -10 Pirates -Sonic the Hedgehog -European Union -FBI Agent 1 -FBI Agent 2 -FBI Agent 3 -Eliza Thornberry -God -Nicky Manaj -Eminem -Harry Potter -Gangster Fat Guy (Pete) - 10 Communists -Ash -Mage -Kraken -Sentient Water Bottle -Dash Sears -Cleric -Car -Christian -Knuckles -The Worms -Sam -China Guy -Smacky the Monkey -News Host 1 -News Host 2 -Bambie_G -Backup Singer 1 -Backup Singer 2 -Abraham Lincoln -5 Cult Members -Cultist -Kat-B320 -Cosplayer -Ling -Dentist -Sign Holder -Literally The Pope -2 models -Lagoona -Math Guy -old man Sign Holder walks across the stage holding a sign that says “December 2 1940 (WW2)”
Curtains open on a backdrop that is late at night. (Lights Off). A van can be seen down the road the headlights blind pedestrians causing them to fall to the ground holding their eyes. A figure emerges from the white van. The figure is not easy to see in the shadows. Someone covered in red fur waits in the abandoned McDonald's drive through, It is nazi Elmo. The figure comes out of the darkness into the buzzing lights (Spotlight On) beside the McDonald's revealing that he is David Dobrick.
Elmo: I've been waiting for you.
David Dobrick: Elmo stop playing these games!
Elmo: What do you mean?
David Dobrick: why here?
David dobrick gives Nazi Elmo a duffle bag Elmo eyes it closely sniffing it deeply.
David dobrick: I'm leaving now there's no more for me to do.
Elmo takes out a Mauser and shoots David directly in the head. David falls to the ground making a desperate attempt to crawl away he finally gives back a final breath.
Elmo: a shame, You were a fine minion.
Sign Holder crawls across the stage holding a sign that says “December 2, 1999”
The curtains close and reopen to a small village.
The incredible hulk: Did you hear about last night?
Fisherman: Shut up, I'm just selling fish!
Hulk: you will never understand.
Fisherman: are ya buyin or not. (randomly an Irish accent).
Hulk: Yeah yeah.
Hulk digs into his ripped purple shorts. He digs for about a minute then finally takes out a bag. The bag contains a few strange blue coins. Hulk flips a coin to him he takes the fish.
Fisherman: This isn't money!
Hulk dashes away from the fisherman with great speed and agility, Danny Phantom enters and seems confused DanTDM does the same.
Danny Phantom: Where am I????
DanTDM: Dad, really?.
Danny Phantom: Ho Ho HO you always get me.
Twilight enters cheerily.
Twilight sparkle: Hello magical friends.
Danny Phantom blushes showing an extremely desperate attempt to hide his major crush for twilight, Goku enters with a long grin and a teapot.
Goku: I lost my vocal cords.
Goku’s kneecap: No your wrong.
Twilight jumps into a pit of cherry jello and suffocates to death The lights abruptly dim, After a while hulk chims up
Hulk: Damn it's getting’ dark y'all!
Goku: Your right we should find a spot to camp.
DanTDM looks over into a strange door that seems to be connected to a cave, The door has metal bars coming down the it and the doorknob is broken off. DanTDM walks over to it and so do the rest of them.
DanTDM: This place looks super scary!
DanTDM opens the door by putting his foot under it and prying it open. They all travel down.
Hulk: If something approaches i'll smash them.
Danny Phantom: I'll send them into the ghost mug.
Nazi Elmo aproaches holding a lanturn veering the light towrds them.
Nazi Elmo: I thought I told earth a lesson last time.
Hulk: ive heard of this, Its nazi Elmo. An ultra hybrid evolving demon from WW2. my father always told me he would come but I never believed him, I guess he was right!
Nazi Elmo: Yes thats right, now i will destroy the human race.
Goku forms a blue energy into his hands and blasts nazi Elmo he flies into a wall.
Nazi Elmo: Dang, you used the unspell spell, now i cant destroy you.
Goku: Not only that but I formed a lock spell so you can't touch us.
Nazi Elmo tries to punch goku but it goes right through him.
Danny Phantom: We still have to rest in this wretched dungeon to discover tomorrow.
Spanky the monkey enters.
Spanky the monkey: hey y'all!
DanTDM: OH NO!
DanTDM pulls out a yellow sword and slices the monkey. Spanky the Monkey dies.
DanTDM: I only leave bones on the ground and blood on my sword.
Nazi Elmo pulls out a duffle bag and throws it at Danny Phantom. Everyone other than Elmo teleports outside.
Danny Phantom: Wha-What is this?
Nazi Elmo: heehee.
Danny Phantom opens the bag and pulls out a strange device. Nazi Elmo presses a button on the device. A hydrogen bomb comes out from the device and goes into the sky and blows up the moon.
Nazi Elmo: i do what i must, HeeHeeHee...
Moon pieces fall from the sky striking DanTDM and danny Phantom in the leg.
DanTDM: Oh god its in my head AHHHH!!!
Danny Phantom: my-my heart it h- uuuuhhhh
Danny Phantom falls to the ground covered in blood, After a minute of everyone watching danny chokes on his blood and dies. Goku forms a green beam onto DanTDM and the moon piece is healed
Goku: i healed the crater in your head. A hearty gang of 10 pirates enter drinking rum and singing.
Everyone in the gang: “HeeHee We kill with glee while we shoot them dead in their heads.”
Sonic enters selling canned chili tacos at an alarming rate.
Sonic: God i've already sold 400,000,000 cans of chili tacos.
Sonic: what's this?
Sonic picks up the teleport box and clicks it teleporting the remaining people in the area and spankys dead corpse to the EU building. The entire European Union senate enters chatter emerges from the crowd, Nazi Elmo enters soon after him no one follows.
Goku enters 5 seconds later.
The whole EU starts talking Nazi Elmo shoots through them cauing them all to fall on a fence decapitating them all.
Elmo: That'll deal with the economy.
Eliza Thronberry(respected EU member) enters.
Goku: Damn your kinda hot!!
Eliza Thornberry: Thank you teehee.
The fbi enters.
Fbi Agent 1: I'm a unoriginal character forced In by the editors
Fbi Agent 2: hands on behind your back.
Fbi Agent 3: You hear us???? We said do it.
Goku: no.
Goku blast all three agents into a pile of ash and organs.
Eminem enters
Eminem: I eat cheetos, Powdered like doritos, I steal the fritos, Goku don't need a knee tho.
Eminem shoots Goku in the knee.
Goku’s kneecap dies.
Nicky Manaj enters.
Nicky: Ey yo i'm Nicky Manaj.
Nicky kills herself out of fear.
Goku: all my friends die at some point
Curtains close, Everyone leaves the scene The curtains open revealing an exterior of walmart Harry potter enters.
Harry: I really am a wizard and my powers are extreme.
Harry sends a lightning blast into the sky.
Harry: that’ll teach god a lesson.
God enters.
God: How dare you defy me mortal.
Harry stabs god, Gangster Fat Guy enters.
Gangster Fat Guy is holding two models both sides of him With a gold chain and grills.
Gangster Fat Guy: Eyyyyy yoyoyoyo Waddup homie.
Gangster Fat Guy pulls out a glock 18 and sends 3 shots towards harry all shooting him in the chest instantly killing him.
Gangster Fat Guy: God was my brudda that's your payback.
Gangster Fat Guy puts away his glock takes out a mic Gangster fat guy starts singing to this beat https://youtu.be/lHuQlCXvXfk.
Gangster Fat Guy: “Yu Yu, My life hard, I can't afford lard, I once was barred, EWEEEEEEE, I smoke tea, I'm green.”
The communist party enters
Every communist(10): Smell us.
Goku enters
Goku: no why would I do that.
Gangster fat guy shoots them all once in the head killing them all immediately.
Gangster fat guy: Alright we need to work together.
Goku: i know.
They both walk out.
Sign Holder Sprints across the stage holding a sign that says “Many years later 2198 december 2 in An alleyway by fred meyers and wendys”.
Nazi Elmo: I finally figured it out HAHAHAHA gokus spell has been destroyed.
Goku enters
Goku: Nope, you dumb.
Goku blasts nazi Elmo killing him.
Gangster fat guy: Nice.
They both leave, Sentient water bottle enters. Sentient water bottle peices together nazi Elmo. Nazi Elmo awakes Goku reenters, Goku blasts the waterbottle and nazi Elmo again.
Goku: Ha you thought. Also I love Elijah snodgrass and u/crunchedspine (just in case someone copy pastes without reading)
Ash ketchum enters.
Ash: God I need to catch them all.
Goku: Why?
Ash grabs out a pokeball and throws it at goku, Goku is crunched into the pokeball
Ash: YES.
A mage enters
Mage: I have healed someone
Ash: I CHOSE YOU GOKU.
Goku: AHHHHHH.
Goku comes out of the ball and shoots a laser at the mage. Mage dies.
Mage: HOW COULD YOU AHHHHHHHH!!
Ash: good going goku.
Goku: The taxes won't pay themself.
Goku takes his fedora and walks out the door, Ash falls to the ground shaking and crying.
Ash: Why do I live!
Ash picks up spanky's dead corpse and eats him
Ash(With his mouth full): MMmf So good MMMMf.
Ash takes out a torch and burn his eyes out and dies, Sonic enters.
Sonic: my numbers has made it too 500,000,000,000,000 sold but now i have a broken back and a fatal disease.
Hulk enters, Hulk smashes sonic to death, The kraken enters.
Kraken: I WILL SMACK YOU TO DEATH.
Gangster fat guy enters.
Gangster fat guy: What?
Gangster fat guy shoots the kraken The kraken dies leaving ink on the ground, Christian enters.
Christian: hello my name is christian.
Christian comes to terms with his fatal decisions and jumps off the stage killing himself
gangster fat guy: hi bruddas.
Gangster fat guy gets a parasite.
Gangster fat guy: AAAAHHHHH MY BRAIN.
Gangster fat guy shoots the parasite.
Gangster fat guy: I win like usual, But i love hulk.
Gangster fat guy blushes.
Hulk: You do?
Gangster fat guy: yes.
Hulk smashes gangster fat guy to death hulk was so sad he dies, Dash sears enters.
Dash: Where is it?! Where is he?!
Dash stabs himself in the stomach and dies, A cleric enters.
Cleric: i will heal you.
Cleric heals gangster fat guy and then dies from using all of power.
Gangster fat guy: thanks pops.
A nissan altima car enters and seems confused about the death.
Car: But why would that happen.
The car explodes
Gangster fat guy: My name is pete.
Pete: I will find goku.
Pete goes out the door and 5 seconds later pulls out. Goku and Knuckles enter.
Knuckles: Give the pick-le or get the stick-le.
Pete: pickles are not round these parts.
Goku blasts Knuckles into the sun, Knuckles survives.
Knuckles: You tried you apple pies.
Knuckles folds his spine. Knuckles: I don't think I can take this emotional trauma.
Knuckles runs off crying, a little while later goku starts talking to break the silence, worms crawl at his feet and enter.
Goku: The worms still talk to me.
The Worms: No we don't.
Goku: Nevermind.
Pete: What were you saying.
Goku: Nothing just dont worry about it.
Pete: Ever since I was a kid I was into crime.
Goku: Don't worry my friend we will get through this.
Pete starts crying and sits on Goku’s lap.
Goku: Kinda burns.
Pete: Did you hear that.
Pete actually heard nothing he just really felt like lying, Worms leave.
Goku: No.
Pete: we have to go.
Goku: Your just wrong.
Pete shoots goku in the chest, Goku runs off bleeding out, Pete leaves, Goku enters.
Goku: I thought I loved him he was a brother.
Knuckles enters.
Knuckles: The chamber clangs
Gangster pete and goku enters a chamber everyone else is left behind, There is a ghost and its nazi Elmo, Nazi Elmo comes back to life.
Goku: this is too creepy guys lets skip.
A While later Knuckles, nazi Elmo, pete and goku all enter the dollar store.
Knuckles: I'm buying a cap no cap though.
Knuckles walks to the register, sam is at the register.
Sam: costs 40$.
Knuckles: no money.
Sam: ok.
They leave, curtains close news reporter enters
Reporter: breaking news local clerk sam is dead!
The reporter leaves. Curtains open to a skate park. Goku enters, Goku’s chest is very revealed Princess peach enters as well.
Princess peach: Your Mega hot!!!
Princess peach loves goku so much she dies.
Goku: Why does everyone i love leave me?
Goku starts crying, goku looks up.
Goku: Alright guys we have to find the key.
They all start skating 5 sec later.
Goku: guys?!
Goku looks into the sky. Knuckles enters
Knuckles: wassup bruv.
Goku forms an energy circle around him, pete and knuckles he starts to scream as he uses energy.
Goku: AAAHHHHH!
Knuckles: It's a nuke!
Pete: we must go to China to escape, it's the only way!
Goku teleports pete, knuckles, and himself to China with his superpowers.
Goku: we are in China now.
China guy enters.
China guy: 死了不然.
Goku: i will not.
China guy takes out a katana. Goku blasts china guy. China guy deflects the blast with his sword. China guy dashes towards goku and swings, Goku dodges.
Goku: You think you can beat me?
China guy: 是.
Goku blasts china guy and he runs away bleeding, Knuckles starts selling towels rapidly.
Knuckles: they are cheap!
Pete pulls out a gun and shoots his feet.
Pete: if I can't walk i'll fly.
Pete flies into the air.
Goku: Where do you think he is now.
Knuckles: We'll never know.
Knuckles starts being a socialist.
Goku’s Kneecap: I am back.
Goku takes his new kneecap and shoves it into his kneecap-less knee, Smacky The Monkey enters.
Pete: OoooH yeaahhh baby (groaning)
Pete eats Smacky the monkey cause he is hungry.
Pete: Oh snap, I need some salt.
Pete leaves to retrieve it.
Goku: We gotta head to the village for food.
The curtains close opening on the village. Goku, and the fisherman enter.
Fisherman: I ain't got no food today, but I got some salt.
Goku: I'll take some brie cheese.
Fisherman: That'll be one bitcoin.
Goku: GREAT! That's the exact amount of money I own!
Fisherman: Gimme the coin or we “might” slice you fingers.
Goku: My guy, Chill.
Goku hands over a bitcoin. Hulk enters.
The Incredible Hulk: Did you hear about last night?
Goku: Only sometimes adventurers fonder the dark depths (An old man with a long past voice)
Curtains close. A desk gets pushed out from behind the curtains. News Host 1 enters. News Host 2 enters. Breaking news music plays.
Host 1: BREAKING NEWS (YELLING)!
The lights start flashing. Host 1 has an epileptic seizure
Host 2: Well ha ha. He IS from Florida.
Laugh track plays.
Host 1: That's all for today! See you next time!!!
Curtains close than open to a darkly lit stage, KatB320, Abraham Lincoln, Bambie_G, Backup Singer1 and 2 enter.
Bambie_G: Brothers, I have come here today to sing the song of the holy way. Thou shalt never disrespect the one true living man.
Abraham Lincoln: I came here to eat not to listen. I would not approve.
Kat-B320: i approve.
` BambiG_exe starts rapping.
Eyy i smack people, Put cheese in the tree hole, Leprechauns nose as sharp as an icicle.
Bambie_G and singers exit, A cult enters.
The Cult Members: WE ARE HERE TO COLLECT OUR NEW MEMBER!
Cultist: I WILL CHOSE ON THE COUNT OF THE THREE Bushes!!
Cult Members: CHOOSE CHOOSE CHOOSE CHOOSE CHOOSE!!!
Cultist: I HAVE CHOSEN THE FORTUNATE PERSON!!! BOW BEFORE ME OR PERRISH!!!
Cult: I'm only here because this play has to be slightly normal for my editors.
Abraham Lincoln decides he is a terrible character and evaporates.
Kat-B320: sigh He was a good son. But things do happen. Kat-B320 falls to the ground and dies. David Dobrick’s body is thrown onto the stage, Goku kills all remaining people other than fishermen, Anime cosplayer enters. Wearing a naruto costume.
Cosplayer: OH YEAH I LOVE NARUTO!
/crunchedspine//
Goku: why are you dressed up as me.
Cosplayer: I love you.
Goku: You come with us now.
The curtains close.
Curtains Open revealing a church. The Pope, Goku, knuckles, Dentist, pete, and cosplayer all come into scene. They all stare at a selected person from the audience (Even when speaking).
Pope: I am the pope.
Pope: I am christian.
Goku: without a doubt I do believe that ( Speaking while Pope is talking )
Sign Holder runs across the stage holding a sign that says “Ling has joined the game”. Ling enters.
Ling: I am Ling, you can trust me.
Ling bombs the stage.
Dentist: TEETH TIME! (Screaming as loud as possible (With microphone at maximum volume.)
Dentist puts rubber bands in his teeth and chokes to death on them, Lagoona blue enters.
Lagoona: SLAP ME NOW!
Cosplayer pulls out a staff with a blue gem at the top Cosplayer blasts lagoona with 500 megahertz of something, Goku has a divorce with his dad.
Goku: Why?
Goku blasts lagoona killing her. Staples start falling from the air. A math guy enters.
Math guy: division.
Goku: Its like me and my family.
Math guy: Who are you?
Goku: I am goku.
Goku: Oh my.
An old grandma comes in holding cookies.
Old grandma: I like this.
Knuckles: Let me have a tasty munchy!
Knuckles jumps into math guy killing him. Math Guy dies, Ash reanimates.
Ash: I feel it so good.
Ash has a seizure and dies the set turns dark as every character goes on the stage and start muttering as nazi elmo arises from the crowd raised up on a chair. everything freezes. A light hones in on an old man in the corner.
Old man: And that's the story of my bar mitzvah.
Lights fade music starts as the actors take a bow and exit in various directions around the theatre.
Pete's last name decides its nuvlegiemer
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Did you know this microchip matches perfectly with prophecy in the Bible? Please read!

Hi,
This is an important public service announcement concerning our future well being. I found this information very interesting and should be read by everyone. Please take the time to look it over:
We are approaching a future in which they will mandate us to have an RFID microchip implanted in our body. This chip will contain all our personal information, and we will lose much more of our privacy because of the tracking capabilities.
Did you know this microchip matches perfectly with prophecy in the Bible? Please read!
"He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666" (Revelation 13:16-18 NKJV).
Referring to the last days, this could only be speaking of a cashless money society, which we have yet to see, but are heading towards. Otherwise we could still buy or sell without the mark among others if physical money was still currency. This mark could not be spiritual, because the word references two different physical locations. If it was spiritual, it would just say in the forehead.
We can see throughout the history of society how we are being conditioned through the process of convenience. More specifically with how we make payments. We went from physical currency to credit and debit cards containing digital currency, to these cards having a chip in them, to now being able to place your card near a device that will read its data. As well as self check-out lines in our market places and the cryptocurrency industry making a rapid climb in such form as bitcoin. These are all stepping stones for the powers that run this world to bring about their ultimate goal, that is to place a microchip in each and every one of us.
RFID microchip implant technology is on the rise and will be the future of a one world cashless money society.
Continue reading to see how it perfectly matches up with Biblical prophecy!
From a YouTube video titled, "Warning From Man Who Designed RFID Microchip"
Here are some notes from the video:
"Carl Sanders sat in seventeen New World Order meetings with heads-of-state officials such as Henry Kissinger and Bob Gates of the C.I.A. to discuss plans on how to bring about this one-world system. The government commissioned Carl Sanders to design a microchip for identifying and controlling the peoples of the world—a microchip that could be inserted under the skin with a hypodermic needle(a quick, convenient method that would be gradually accepted by society).
Carl Sanders, with a team of engineers behind him, with U.S. grant monies supplied by tax dollars, took on this project and designed a microchip that is powered by a lithium battery, rechargeable through the temperature changes in our skin. Without the knowledge of the Bible(Brother Sanders was not a Christian at the time), these engineers spent one-and-a-half-million dollars doing research on the best and most convenient place to have the microchip inserted.
Guess what? These researchers found that the forehead and the back of the hand(the two places Revelation says the mark will go) are not just the most convenient places, but are also the only viable places for rapid, consistent temperature changes in the skin to recharge the lithium battery. The microchip is approximately seven millimeters in length, .75 millimeters in diameter, about the size of a grain of rice. It is capable of storing pages upon pages of information about you. All your general history, work history, crime record, health history, and financial data can be stored on this chip.
Brother Sanders believes that this microchip, which he regretfully helped design, is the “mark” spoken about in Revelation 13:16–18. The original Greek word for “mark” is “charagma,” which means a “scratch or etching.” It is also interesting to note that the number 666 is actually a word in the original Greek. The word is “chi xi stigma,” with the last part, “stigma,” also meaning “to stick or prick.”"
Mr. Sanders asked a doctor what would happen if the lithium contained within the RFID microchip leaked into the body. The doctor replied by saying a terrible sore would appear in that spot. This is what the book of Revelation says: "And the first(Angel) went, and poured out his vial on the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore on the men which had the mark of the beast, and on them which worshipped his image" (Revelation 16:2).
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE BEAST, THE NUMBER OF ITS NAME? THE MYSTERY OF THE NUMBER 666 REVEALED?
What I first want to mention, before I share my thoughts on the number of the beast, is that God confirms in threes. We can see this all throughout scripture: "For there are three that bear witness in heaven: the Father, the Word, and the Holy Spirit; and these three are one" (1 John 5:7 NKJV). "and that He was buried, and that He rose again the third day according to the Scriptures" (1 Corinthians 15:4 NKJV). "...Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, Who was and is and is to come!" (Revelation 4:8 NKJV). There are many more examples, but I thought I would just share three of them to make the point.
Examining Revelation 13:16-18, the first group of three I would like to point out is that the mark of the beast is described in three separate verses, 16, 17 and 18. The next three I see is in verse 16, "He causes all..." is followed by three contrasting categories of people, "both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave...". Then unto verse 17, it opens with, "and that no one may buy or sell except one who has...", followed by three explanations of what one must have to buy or sell, "...the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name". Then in verse 18, we read "Let him who has understanding calculate...", which is followed by, "the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666". The last three I see is the number 6 being used three times in a row. The reason I'm making this point is because of the number 666, as you will read below.
"17: even that not any could buy or sell, except the one having the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of its name" (Literal Greek Translation).
Here we see the mark being identified as having the name of the beast, and that name being identified as being a number. We can know that these attributes being described in verse 17 are all in one thing because the Bible warns of us about receiving the mark, singular. It is clear in verse 17 that we cannot buy or sell without the mark(being previously identified as a microchip), but why cant we buy or sell without the name of the beast, or the number of its name? What does that have to do with us buying or selling if the number of the beast only applies to identifying the Antichrist, as the common thought has been? So we need the number of the beast to buy or sell. What does this mean?
"here the wisdom is, the one having the mind let him calculate the number of the wild beast, number for of human it is, and the number of it 666" (Revelation 13:8 Greek Translation).
"Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for the number of man; and its number is six hundred sixty-six" (Jubilee Bible 2000 translation).
"In this situation wisdom is needed. Let the person who has insight figure out the number of the beast, because it is a human number. The beast's number is 666" (GOD'S WORD translation).
The Greek word "anthrōpos" being used in verse 18 where it says "of human" is the Greek strongs concordance G444. The first two definitions of the word are "a human being, whether male or female", and, "generically, to include all human individuals". Could the number of the beast apply to all mankind? In the Greek, and other translations, you will notice the beast is described as an "it", instead of "him". The reason I'm making this point is because when a translation says "His number is 666", this would imply a singular person, the Antichrist. But by saying "the number of it 666", implies that it is of the beast system as a whole.
Throughout the years there have been people trying to calculate numbers based on titles and names that come up to the number 666 to identify one person. But from verse 18, I do not see where God is telling us to count up to 666, but rather to count the number of the beast. This number is identified as 666. So the verse is telling us to count the number 666.
What does it mean to count? It means to add up. So how could we add up 666? Remember my previous point about God confirming in threes. So logically, what would be the best way to count the number 666? To count it equally in threes based off the number. We cannot count it equally as 600+60+6, this would also bring us back to the start. We cannot count it as 600+600+600, or 60+60+60, because there are no zeroes in between or at the end of 666. The only option is 6+6+6=18. What is interesting is that the verse that reveals for us to count the number itself is verse 18, being the third verse out of three verses that describe the mark of the beast. What is 18 divided by 3? 6. So 3x6=18, or 6+6+6=18.
Another interesting point is the only two other combinations(making a total of three possible combinations) for placing a "+" symbol in between the 6's are 66+6=72, and 6+66=72. Adding 7+2 and 7+2 equals 18. Add both 72's together and you get 144. Why the number 144 is interesting is because the verse following Revelation 13:18 is the first time in the Bible where the 144,000 are being described in detail: "Then I looked, and behold, a Lamb standing on Mount Zion, and with Him one hundred and forty-four thousand, having His Father’s name written on their foreheads..." (Revelation 14:1).
Now if you add up all three numbers by counting 666 by moving the "+" symbol around, it would be 72+72+18=162. What is interesting about the number 162, is, if you divide 144,000 by 162, you get 888. The name of Jesus in Greek gematria adds up to 888. Revelation 14:1 not only mentions the 144,000, but also the Lamb who is Jesus.
Applying the same format that I used with calculating the number 666, in which I got the numbers 144 and 162, they also bring interesting results bringing us to the number 18:
• 14+4=18*
• 16+2=18*
• 1+4+4=(9), 1+6+2=(9), (9+9)=18*
• 1+44=(45), 1+62=(63), (4+5)=9, (6+3)=9, 9+9=18* | (45+63)=108, 10+8=18*
• 14+4=(18), 1+44=(45), (1+8)=9, (4+5)=9, 9+9=18* | (18+45)=[63] | 16+2=(18), 1+62=(63), (1+8)=9, (6+3)=9, 9+9=18* | (18+63)=[81] | [6+3]=9, [8+1]=9, 9+9=18* | [63+81]=144
• 1+4+4=(9), 14+4=(18), 1+44=(45), (9+18+45)=[72] (any two combinations of (9, 18, 45, and 72 will add to 18*) | 1+6+2=(9), 16+2=(18), 1+62=(63), 9+18+63=[90] (any two combinations of (9, 18, 63, and 90 will get you 18*) | [7+2]=9, [9+0]=9, 9+9=18* | [72+90]=162
Now what is interesting about the number for Jesus, 888, is that if you apply this same formula, you get 8+8+8=24. Why the number 24? Revelation chapter 4 tells us there are 24 elders seated around the throne of God. This is the same throne where Jesus sits.
Now if you take 8+8+8=24, and 8+88=96, and 88+8=96, you get 24+96+96=216. Take 144,000 divided by 216 and you get 666. Remember that this was the same exact formula to get the number 162 out of counting 666 that brought about the number 888 when dividing 144,000 by 162. It is perpetual.
With using the same formula of counting by adding the "+" symbol in between the numbers, why do all these numbers relate in such a way?
Another interesting point to note is that if you add up all the numbers from 1 to 36, it totals 666. The number 36, as in three sixes? Could this be a hint that we should add up three sixes instead of perceiving the number as six-hundred sixty six?
So what could this mean? Well we know in this world we are identified by numbers in various forms. From our birth certificate to social security, as well as our drivers license, being identified based on a system of rulership. So it is possible that this RFID microchip will contain a new identification that has a total of 18 characters. Could this be the name of the beast, the number of its name? The beast system that is identified by 18 characters? This would fit scripture that speaks of a mark that we must have to buy or sell in our right hand or forehead, and that it also contains the number of the beast, during a future cashless money society.
Revelation 13:11-15 tells us that a false prophet will arise deceiving many to take the mark because of the miracles he does before men. At all costs do not take it!
"Then a third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, “If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives his mark on his forehead or on his hand, he himself shall also drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out full strength into the cup of His indignation. He shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascends forever and ever; and they have no rest day or night, who worship the beast and his image, and whoever receives the mark of his name" (Revelation 14:9-11).
Did you hear about the lady from a major media outlet who reported a major event occurring approximately 20 minutes before it actually happened?
It's time we know the truth.
A reporter from BBC reported the fall of World Trade Center 7 on September 11th 2001 approximately 20 minutes before it actually fell!
Remember, WTC 7 did not get hit by anything, so there would be no reason to assume it would collapse. But she didn't report on assumption, but that it already did collapse!
What could this mean? The only logical explanation is that the power that orchestrated 9/11 is the same power that controls the major media outlets!
Don't believe me? Watch the broadcast yourself uploaded on YouTube titled: "BBC Reports 911, WTC 7 Collapse BEFORE it Happens"
It gets even worse...
Did you know there is other footage they don't want us to see twice? I'm speaking of footage on the day of September 11th 2001 during the time the planes hit both Trade Towers. Eye witness reports say the following concerning the planes:
• "No, it wasn't a commercial airliner" • "...but it didn't have any markings on it that I saw" • "no emblems, no logos" • "It definitely did not look like a commercial plane" • "I did not see any windows on the sides" • "It was a black plane, it looked like a fighter jet" • "It was black, it looks like a military plane" • "It was a military plane"
This video also shares testimonies from firefighters who share their experience being in the trade towers as bombs were exploding(to weaken the structure of the buildings to cause the free fall collapse).
As a terrorist, how could you smuggle bombs into the trade towers with all its security systems which includes bomb sniffing dogs? Also, if terrorists did plant the bombs, then why weren't we told about the bombs?!
You can watch a video of this on YouTube by titled: "9/11 - THE FOOTAGE THEY DIDN'T LET YOU SEE TWICE (9/11 2001 Documentary)"
What about the attack on the Pentagon? Was it really a plane that hit it, or something else, maybe a missle?
Why did the FBI go around and confiscate camera footage from the surrounding buildings not releasing them to the public when they clearly showed us the planes that hit the trade towers?
Why was the only footage released to the public from one of the most heavily guarded places in the world low quality footage showing only five frames at about one frame per second?
The U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld admitted the day before the attack that the Pentagon was missing 2.3 trillion dollars. Could this attack on the Pentagon have anything to do with covering up that information?
So where am I going with all of this? What's the purpose of this major event that occurred on September 11th 2001? Why did we go to war with Afghanistan and Iraq?
David Rockefeller is quoted to be saying:
"Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure--one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it.” ― David Rockefeller, Memoirs
Another video to watch is an infamous interview done with movie producer Aaron Russo titled, "Aaron Russo RFID Human Implant Chip"
Aaron Russo produced such movies as Mad as Hell, Trading Places, and America: Freedom to Fascism. He gained the attention of a man named Nick Rockefeller who saw the movie Made as Hell and knew Aaron was running for governor of Nevada. Knowing the impact Aaron was having on society, who being a freedom fighter standing for the constitution of the United States, Nick sought to befriend him to subtly recruit him into his secret society.
Aaron shares what Nick had told him:
"He's the one who told me 11 months before 9/11 ever happened that there was going to be an event. He never told me what the event was going to be...and out of that event we were going to invade Afghanistan to run pipelines from the Caspian Sea. We are going to invade Iraq to take over the oil fields to establish a base in the middle east, and make it all part of the New World Order..."
"I remember he was telling me how he was going to see soldiers looking in caves for people in Afghanistan and Pakistan and all these places. And there was going to be this war on terror, where this is no real enemy, and the whole thing is a giant hoax. But it is a way for the government to take over the American people..."
Aaron asked Nick, "What's the end goal? And he said the end goal is to get everyone chipped to control the whole society. To have the bankers, the elite people controlling the world..."
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"EITHER HUMAN INTELLIGENCE ULTIMATELY OWES ITS ORIGIN TO MINDLESS MATTER OR THERE IS A CREATOR..." - JOHN LENNOX
"We all know God exists. Why? Because without Him, we couldn't prove anything at all. Do we live our lives as if we cannot know anything? No. So why is God necessary? In order to know anything for certain, you would have to know everything, or have revelation from somebody who does. Who is capable of knowing everything? God. So to know anything, you would have to be God, or know God."
It has been calculated by Roger Penrose that the odds of the initial conditions for the big bang to produce the universe that we see to be a number so big that we could put a zero on every particle in the universe, and even that would not be enough to use every zero. What are the odds that God created the universe? Odds are no such thing. Who of you would gamble your life on one coin flip?
Earth resides in the darkest location within our galaxy and our galaxy within the darkest location in our universe making intelligent life possible. This allows us to observe all of the universe, from the cosmic beginning, all the way through. We are able to confirm that the Bible got it right from the start by saying, "In the beginning God created the heaven and earth..." (Genesis 1:1), and says our universe is expanding thousands of years before we discovered these things. In fact, the Bible makes 10 times more creation claims than all other major "holy" books combined with no contradictions, while these other books have errors in them. Astronomer(PhD) Hugh Ross, a best selling author, has lead many scientists to faith in Jesus showing how the book of nature and the Bible are allies rather than enemies.
1959, in Turkey was found a man-made ship buried and preserved underneath volcanic ash at the elevation of 6,500 feet. The Bible says Noah's Ark rested on the Mountains of Ararat after the flood waters receded. Not only was this ship found on the Mountains of Ararat, it is also the exact same length God told Noah to build the Ark; that is, 515 feet and 7 inches. Ron Wyatt, along with a team of scientists, lead the research of this artifact.
Thousands of archaeological discoveries throughout the years have confirmed the Bible to be true. From major events such as artifacts found across the bottom of the Red Sea confirming the Exodus account, to 98% pure sulfur balls rained down on the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, unlike any sulfur found on the earth; to further findings confirming the history of people, places and other events that occurred in the Bible. If the miracles in the Bible seem too farfetched, remember, the greatest miracle has already occured, the creation of the universe. Without God, miracles are absurd, "...but with God all things are possible" (Matthew 19:26).
Jesus fulfilled more than 300 Messianic prophecies concerning His birth place, details of His life, His mission, His nature, His death, and His resurrection. He came to pay a debt that we could not, to be our legal justifier to reconcile us back to a Holy God; only if we are willing to receive Him: "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord" (Romans 6:23).
God so loved the world that He gave us His only begotten son, so that whoever believes in Him, through faith, shall not perish, but have everlasting life. Jesus says if we wish to enter into life to keep the commands! The two greatest commands are to love God with all your heart, soul, strength, and mind; and your neighbor as yourself. All the law hang on these commands. We must be born of and lead by the Holy Spirit, to be called children of God, to inherit the kingdom. If we are willing to humble ourselves in prayer to Jesus, to confess and forsake our sins, He is willing to give the Holy Spirit to those who keep asking of Him; giving us a new heart, leading us into all truth!
Jesus came to free us from the bondage of sin. The everlasting fire was prepared for the devil and his angels due to disobedience to God's law. If we do the same, what makes us any different than the devil? Jesus says unless we repent, we shall perish. We must walk in the Spirit, producing fruits of love and forgiveness, so we may not fulfill the lusts of the flesh being hatred, fornication, drunkenness and the like. Whoever practices such things will not inherit the kingdom (Galatians 5:16-26). If we sin, we may come before Jesus to ask for forgiveness (1 John 2:1-2). Evil thoughts are not sins, but rather temptations. It is not until these thoughts conceive and give birth by our hearts desire that they become sin (James 1:12-15). When we sin, we become in the likeness of the devil's image, for he who sins is of the devil (1 John 3:8); but if we obey Jesus, in the image of God. For without holiness, we shall not see the Lord (Hebrews 12:14).
The oldest religion in the world is holiness (James 1:27). What religion did Adam and Eve follow before the fall? Jesus, Who became the last Adam, what religion does He follow? Is He not holy? He never told us to follow any man made religion, but to deny ourselves, take up our cross daily, and follow Him (Luke 9:23). There are many false doctrines being taught leading people astray. This is why we need the Holy Spirit for discernment. Unlike religion, holiness cannot be created. It is the eternal Spirit of God given to us from above. Jesus is more than a religion; He is about having a personal relationship with the Father. Start by reading the Gospel of Matthew, to hear the words of God, to know His character and commandments. Follow and obey Jesus, for He is the way, the truth, and the life! (John 14:6).
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A brief macroeconomic analysis of TRX and Crypto

Theoretical adoption/implementation of Tron (TRX) and the overall Cryptocurrency market: a brief macroeconomic analysis
If you're reading this I'm assuming you already have a bullish investment thesis on cryptocurrency; chances are you wouldn't be on this sub-reddit if you didn't. So I'll skip the value proposition and tech analysis. This isn't a price-hype post, but there will be some financial statistics and market cap quotes so bear with me.
1) In 2014 the worldwide GDP was estimated at approximately $78.3 Trillion
2) As of writing the worldwide physical Gold market is valued at approximately $8 Trillion
3) In July of 2017, the worldwide stock market was valued at approximately $76.3 Trillion (not to be confused with the world GDP figure above, they're separate)
4) Worldwide debt is valued at approximately $215 Trillion
5) The combined value of the all the world's real estate is estimated at around $217 Trillion
So some basic addition gives us a combined total value of approximately $594 Trillion. The nominal USD value of Earth, depending on how you calculate things.
As of writing this the total cryptocurrency market capitalization is just under $780 Billion. With a B instead of a T this time.
So let's just assume cryptocurrency achieves solid adoption and achieves a 1% overall share of the that massive that $594 Trillion value figure:
$594 Trillion x 1% = $5.94 Trillion
That's an growth rate of 761.5% from current market cap.
So now let's get a little crazier and assume cryptocurrency achieves a 5% overall share of the $594 Trillion value figure:
$594 Trillion x 5% = $29.7 Trillion .........
That's an growth rate of 3,807% from current market cap. We're not talking about hype growth here, that's overall market cap growth.
So I think you've gotten the point by now. But like a goddamn Steve Job's keynote presentation, we saved the best for last. The Worldwide Derivatives Market, valued at estimated $1.2 Quadrillion dollars. For those who don't know, derivatives are essentially investment securities based on the value of a underlying asset. Think Futures and Options. This is a good introduction article if you want to know more: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/derivative.asp
Anyways, $1.2 Quadrillion dollars.
Here's a written out side by side comparison with the current crypto market cap:
$1,200,000,000,000,000 $780,000,000,000
Currently the cryptocurrency market is a mere 0.065% of the worldwide derivatives market cap.
So if we added $1.4 Quadrillion to our previously calculated $594 Trillion, we get a grand total of $1.994 Quadrillion.
Obtaining 1% of that overall market would give cryptocurrency a market cap of $19,940,000,000,000 or $19.94 Trillion.
So my point is, realistically things are just getting started here in the mystical land of cryptocurrency. But this brings me to my next point; as everyone is aware people In my opinion there will be a market correction in the near future, followed by a rapid continued increase in overall market value. Somewhat reminiscent of the 90s Dotcom bubble, but fundamentally different in a few ways. Like the dotcom bubble, a collapse is required to end this uneducated cycle of careless hype-driven "investing". Just because a cryptocurrency has it's own blockchain or ERC20 token or a "A+" ICO ranking from a affiliate marketing blogger doesn't mean anything. For about $10,000 I could have one too. There's over 1,300 cryptocurrencies; the vast majority of them aren't worth anything. Some are outright scams. When this mass sell-off occurs, money will move from pseudo-crypto to the legitimate cryptocurrency projects. Only the creme-de-le-creme will be left standing. Like we've already seen in cryptocurrency, this will occur over a very short time span. The ease of accessibility has allowed a lot of naive hype-based folks to invest money. When the market experiences this large correction, panic sellers will send money in 2 ways: to fiat and to the creme-de-le-creme coins/tokens. I think many of these hype investors will actually keep the money in crypto to attempt to recoup lost profits. Essentially the market will consolidate into a smaller number of legitimate cryptocurrencies, and much of the currently invested capital will simply be transferred to legitimate projects. This will cause the prices of legitimate cryptocurrencies to pullback slightly, and then explode upward.
So to weed out the worthless projects from the promising projects you must heavily vet. Vet and then vet again. For starters consider these 4 aspects:
1) technological value and feasibility: you must deconstruct white papers and all available technical material! Learn a programming language, read CS forums, phone a friend.
2) Project team, management, advisors: look for teams with relevant background experience obviously; age isn't exactly a factor but maturity is. Buterin is 23 years old. Justin Sun is on Forbes 30 under 30. But be wary, these are shining examples and not the norm. Advisors are very important as well, as they can help hone in the raw talent and provide invaluable networking.
3) Current Partnerships/Applications: massive factor in my mind. We can talk theoretically all day, but when it comes down to it having actual clients/users will be what expands the crypto ecosystem. Partnering with services and business carves out a cryptocurrency's niche, giving it a basis for value.
4) target market conditions: who else is working on the same concept? What differentiates this project from one's similar like it? Do legal restrictions and government regulations hurt or help the project? Ex. Tron is rumored to be working to be regulated through the Chinese government, which could lead to faster mass adoption of TRX in China.
Vetting is what leads to good investments. Pick solid projects and stick with them. Allocate a small monthly investment slush fund if you really need to try exceedingly risky trades. Create your own strategy and opinion, and fact check everyone.
So with all this being said:
In my opinion, this is only the beginning for Tron and cryptocurrency as a whole. With upcoming updates and further partnerships, TRX will be a shining star in the cryptocurrency world (epitomizing it's founder's last name). I do believe ETH, XLM, XRP, VEN, and TRX are best positioned currently due to current partnerships and implemented usage. I would recommend also looking at WTC, REQ, ADA, QTUM, IOTA, NEO, and the privacy coin trio: XVG, XMR, ZEC. I'm not here to shill coins, so I'm done.
Like any investment, please only invest what you can afford to lose. A lot of cryptos will fail in the near future, so diversification is the key to success. Pick a handful of vetted projects you like and believe will be valuable and allocate funds responsibly. Just because you love a particular cryptocurrency doesn't mean you should allocate 50% of your holdings to it. In stock trading, many abide by 5% rule to mitigate risk: never invest more than 5% of your overall trading capital per security. Stay on top of the cryptos you invest in, keep up with news, and constantly reanalyze. Learn some technical analysis and day trade if you feel so inclined. But the goal is to accumulate more, not withdrawal shorter profits to fiat. I firmly believe that the bulk of the market cap growth in the cryptocurrency ecosystem will go towards Alt-coins, not Bitcoin. The overall market cap will easily be over $10 Trillion by 2025. With this much capital influx there will undoubtedly be efforts by the traditional financial sector to manipulate the market. Whales, dark web coalitions, pump/dump telegram groups, etc already make a killing running such scams. A wall street office of 20 quantitative economists could mastermind a manipulation scheme so sophisticatedly it would be largely unnoticed. Hedge funds, banks, and investment firms manipulate the market constantly; what makes anyone think they're going to pass up on crypto? That's the largest risk in my mind. And sure many things could happen that could negatively impact the whole cryptocurrency market, like government regulations (or ether cats). The overall blockchain-ecosystem will grow; decentralization is the future.
Closing words of unsolicited advice: Don't be the person who owned 10,000 shares of NVDA at $22, but sold at $44. If you believe in an investment thesis and there's an analytical basis to your belief, stick with it. The goal of cryptocurrency trading should be to increase the amount of crypto-capital you have, not fiat capital. The global economy could very well divert to operating exclusively in cryptocurrency, making fiat obsolete. But again that is simply speculation. If you don't feel comfortable trading or it just isn't your thing, just buy and hold. And while you're holding, learn how to trade.
TLDR: That's one small step for man....
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As we speak, cryptocurrency is experiencing a kind of cultural revolution

The blockchain, "an interesting organism" Vitalik, then 17, initially rejected the idea, before doing his own research on virtual currency. Soon, he wrote articles - paid in bitcoins - while studying computer science at the University of Waterloo in Canada, which eventually led him to co-found Bitcoin Magazine. In 2011, bitcoin was considered a technology so radical that many were convinced that governments would ban it, denouncing the black market that could flourish through this system. However, bitcoin survived, until it managed to negotiate at $ 19,000 stratospheric level at Christmas, despite the ensuing crash.
"For simplicity, a blockchain is a large distributed accounting register, stored on thousands of computers"
The blockchain is "an interesting organization, a new kind", says Vitalik Buterin after having walked with me the floor of the living room to cross the open space to a wooden dining table. It's an understatement, I say to myself. For simplicity, a blockchain is a large distributed accounting register, stored on thousands of computers. Thanks to the dispersion of these recordings and their security via Byzantine mathematical tools of cryptography, the blockchain is more difficult to forge than the traditional databases. Centralized pandora boxes, like your brain, are at risk of loss - and vulnerable to attack, as Equifax found from piracy of its client files. On the other hand,
Ethereum culture Vitalik Buterin's stroke of genius is to have perceived the potential behind the creation of his own blockchain, Ethereum, on which other companies of all types could rely, from payment services to games. The project quickly came to life, and everyone began to insist on the possibility of relying on this technology, from scientists to banks to entrepreneurs. At 19, Vitalik Buterin left the university to concentrate on the management of Ethereum.
We will sit down; after some awkward hesitation, he bends his bone frame in a chair. We procrastinate on food. I suggest tacos or pizzas. His associate, Thomas Greco, a developer who says he has worked with Vitalik Buterin for years, suggests Thai. Before I had time to find a menu on my phone, Greco went around the options to set his sights on the nearby Chaiya Thai Restaurant and order a boost.
Vitalik Buterin is the first to admit that he has spent a strange year 2017. The entrepreneurs backed by the Ethereum protocol started to use it to issue new chips to organize huge fundraisers in cryptocurrency for their projects, through an innovative financing mechanism called "initial coin offering" (ICO). The prices of bitcoin and ether broke records and ICOs exploded; but they have also fueled fears of a speculative runaway of the same type as tulipomania, speculation on tulip bulbs in the Netherlands, in the past. "We've created a culture where any hazardous project can raise $ 8 million, and we say 'oh yes, it's peanuts'," he says, "that's how you know. that you are in a bubble! "
"We've created a culture where any risky project can raise $ 8 million, and we say 'oh yes, it's peanuts, that's how you know you're in a bubble!'
The rise in the price of ether has made him a multimillionaire, but unlike Bitcoin fans who have tended to hang on to their assets, he was never convinced that crypto-currencies would take. When the prices seemed right, he cashed; and he "paid dearly for it financially," he notes cheerfully. He estimates that on paper, its fictitious capital, based on the value of its assets, would be three to four times larger if it had sold less cryptocurrency. After spending between $ 1 and $ 100, bitcoin jumped from less than $ 1,000 in January 2017 to more than $ 19,000 in December (the excitement has subsided, however, and has now stabilized at around 8 $ 1,000).
The young prodigy is under a lot of pressure to transform the test and move from the excitement of the blockchain to real results. He quickly explains his efforts to improve the Ethereum network, which recently became congested by the influx of users who exchange virtual chats in a game called CryptoKitties, where players raise and trade digital felines. The various tracks envisaged to increase the capacity of the blockchain bear names such as "sharding", "state channels" and "plasma". I am relieved when we move to simpler things, like his desire for immortality.
Vitalik Buterin dismayed Since childhood, Vitalik Buterin has been thinking of eternal life. When he was six, shortly after his family emigrated from Russia arrived in the United States, he came upon a book by Aubrey de Gray, a controversial British scientist with radical ideas to defeat aging. . While we sip a green tea prepared Thomas Greco while waiting for our meal, I ask him: why does he want to live forever? Vitalik Buterin is "puzzled enough to ask the question". If it is possible to live forever, then choosing not to do so is "the equivalent of jumping off a cliff," he explains. He will then reassure me: if life extension solutions have been slow in coming, they could be ready by 2060, which means it will be "probably still time for you". (I am 25.)
But then, "what would he do with eternal life?", I questioned him, imagining he might aspire to unlock the secret of unresolved mathematical puzzles. Not quite. "The most important thing is to enjoy it," he replies. During his flights, he studied languages ??he did not yet master watching French, German or Chinese films.
"If it is possible to live forever, then choosing not to do it is" the equivalent of jumping off a cliff ""
As we speak, cryptocurrency is experiencing a kind of cultural revolution. The first idealistic coders, who wanted the blockchain to transfer power from the hands of corporations and governments to those of individuals, began last year to be overtaken by intriguers motivated by the lure of a quick gain. Some ICOs have turned out to be scams. It is with consternation that Vitalik Buterin watched his blockchain be flooded by mercenaries in search of easy money.
"There are projects that have never had a soul, it's just, vroum-vroum, the price goes up," he says and typing in his long hands: "Lambo [rghini], vroum, vroum, buy, buy now! "Suddenly escaping a sharp remark about the Tron digital token, my host relaxes the atmosphere laughing loudly. Tron's market valuation reached $ 17 billion without any sign of life from a real underlying product.
Wacky valuations are, he says, "far ahead of what this field has actually done for society".
While we await delivery, the cryptocurrency markets are in full collapse. At the end of the day, the ether will have dipped by 30%. Such volatility would give traders cold sweat, but it's nothing for veterans of crypto-currencies like Vitalik Buterin - he does not even watch his phone.
Pragmatic against the system Vitalik Buterin may be disappointed by the boom, but he has welcomed the massive investment in the blockchain from the general public. The Ethereum Enterprise Alliance (EEA) was founded in 2016 to explore potential blockchain applications for the corporate world. It counts among its members BP or JPMorgan. The EEA reflects the changing mentality of the creator of Ethereum. As a teenager, he shared the general opinion of the cryptic crusader community: "the system," that is governments, banks, and big business, "is fundamentally bad, and we must resist completely and build something new "(Vitalik Buterin has a childish tic: he adds a" s "at fault to certain verbs).
But he realized that these people "are not so different from others everywhere else". Purists might see it as a betrayal of the historical roots of the blockchain; But Vitalik Buterin describes this as pragmatism, tinged with anxiety over governments with "hundreds of billions of dollars in physical weapons, many prisons ... increased surveillance of the Internet".
Vitalik Buterin a de quoi se faire du souci?: il a vu comment les premiers spécialistes du bitcoin, qui utilisaient la monnaie pour le trafic de drogue, ont fini par se faire prendre. Il évoque Ross Ulbricht, l’incroyablement jeune libertarien américain qui dirigeait Silk Road, ce marché noir du darknet spécialisé dans l’échange de substances et de marchandises illicites, tournant en grande partie grâce au bitcoin. Par sa tristement célèbre décision de recruter des tueurs à gages, Ross Ulbricht aurait fait basculer le destin du bitcoin, selon Vitalik Buterin, transformant l’histoire d’“un éventuel martyr de la désobéissance civile” en celle d’“un véritable criminel et ennemi public”. Ross Ulbricht, qui entame aujourd’hui la trentaine, a perdu l’année dernière une bataille judiciaire qui a duré cinq ans, et il risque aujourd’hui la prison à vie.
"Even if your goal is to overthrow part of the system, you need to have a vision of how it can promote human progress, and convey that vision"
"Even if your goal is to overthrow part of the system, you need to have a vision of how it can promote human progress, and convey that vision," he says. "The Lord of the Rings and Star Wars could send people a very, very misleading picture of social conflict." His reference to Hobbits and Jedi evokes childish morality, which opposes righteousness to absolute evil; Vitalik Buterin has adapted to a world without villains or heroes.
Diplomatic tour in progress So who is the most important person in his life? For once, he is at a running class. "Hmmm." There is a white. "It's hard to think of one person. Yeah. "We are saved by the arrival of the delivery.
Two women on sofas strum on laptops covered with stickers. The atmosphere is that of a student house during the revision period before the end-of-year exams. Vitalik Buterin picks plates and forks (but no knives). We unpack spicy shrimps with a pasta dish and sautéed for him, and a curry of green vegetables with wormwood and rice for me.
I ask him about his memories of Russia, a country he left at the age of six. While peeling the shrimps from his long fingers with gnawed nails, he recites a description of his hometown, Kolomna: 140,000 inhabitants, 115 km from Moscow. He went to Moscow and St Petersburg last year, met with Vladimir Putin, and spoke with Russian officials about a "cryptorouble" project. He explained how he was siding with the system these days, but I can not understand why he would help an authoritarian government. He quotes Frederick Douglass, who has been criticized for being allied with slave owners, but said: "I would unite with anyone to do good; and with no one to do evil. " He later confided to me that he encourages the Kremlin to make "the people benefit from the benefits of cryptography", but adds, resignedly, that he "does not know how far the message actually passes".
"He encourages the Kremlin to make" the people benefit from the benefits of cryptography ", but adds, resignedly, that he" does not know how far the message actually passes ""
This willingness to discuss has propelled Vitalok Buterin on a diplomatic tour, apparently for an indefinite period. During the last month, he visited four countries: Thailand, Singapore, China, the United States. He does not have a fixed address. "At this moment, I flutter everywhere," he summarizes. So where does he leave his things while he travels? He leaves the room at full speed. Baffled, I stuck an eggplant with my fork. He returns with a bright pink travel bag overflowing with t-shirts. He does not have books? He points to his Android phone.
When his fortune went from 1 million to more than 10 to 20 million dollars (for once, he fixes a little the numbers), he did not say "youpi, I'll have more stuff". "It's rather that I will not have to worry about money for a long time," he says. He donates to the Bill Gates Foundation, GiveDirectly, and Aubrey de Gray's anti-aging organization, the SENS Research Foundation.
The weight of celebrity His most important source of inspiration, he says, is the Internet. And last June, the Internet killed him: a viral rumor that he was dead plunged Ethereum's $ 4 billion market capitalization, revealing how Vitalik Buterin is intrinsically linked to the Ethereum system in the spirit traders in cryptocurrency. "It's like OK, wow, it's weird," he recalls. "My family sent me WeChat messages to ask me if it was okay."
I notice dark circles under his piercing blue eyes. Despite all his public appearances, he struggles to become famous.
"Last year, it came to a point where [celebrity] has become more embarrassing than positive," he says. He remembers a man chasing him on a plane and across an airport, trying to talk to him.
This position of power, is it something he desired? "No," he answers quickly, without hesitation. So, how could this happen? "Hmmm. Ethereum has grown. "He lowers his head as if I have scolded him. "It turned out that Ethereum has evolved without other figures as important as me emerging, I guess."
"Last June, the Internet killed him: a viral rumor that he was dead plunged Ethereum's market capitalization by $ 4 billion, revealing how Vitalik Buterin is intrinsically linked to the Ethereum system."
Vitalik Buterin seems depressed. To try to relax the atmosphere, I ask him where he would like to be in five years. "I have no idea," he sighs. "I do not usually plan more than three months in advance, let alone five years." It is clear that Ethereum started as a project, not a career plan. He ridicules bitcoin millionaires who surfed the crypto-tsunami wave until they hoarded a fortune, boasting about it as an investment feat.
"It's Russian roulette, and everyone who won the lottery seems to have the impression that they deserved it because they would be smarter," said Vitalik Buterin. He imitates an enthusiastic "bull", having bet on bitcoin: "I was loyal and I was virtuous and I stood firm and so I deserve to have my five villas and 23 lambos!" We laugh.
After making just a bite of shrimp, he begins to pick up crumbs with his index finger and describes his recent wanderings in a dilapidated neighborhood in China. He makes a fixation on "shabby grocery stores, with five-year-olds helping mom and dad rearrange water bottles." These meetings reminded him that "these are the people to whom you can really be useful".
Facebook Marketplace in the United States soon available with crypto currency? The uses of a Facebook cryptocurrency could be numerous. One thinks of a use of the corner on the Facebook Marketplace, this home platform launched in August 2017 and which competes with Le Bon Coin; in the United States maybe first and then all over the world. The advantage of no longer backing transactions on a fiduciary currency would be a simplification of international trade. But remember that Facebook is also WhatsApp, Instagram or Oculus and a cryptocurrency on Facebook social network could also decline on its multiple subsidiaries.
Although Facebook, like Google and Twitter posted a rather hostile position with regard to virtual currencies by prohibiting the advertising of crypto-currencies on its network, the deal seems to have changed. Unless, as many commentators had predicted at the time, the Facebook decision was actually motivated by the launch of a house cryptocurrency that will not have to compete with other tokens. What totally upset the cryptocurrency sector when the FaceCoin out!
What is certain is that this project should not succeed in the immediate future. Indeed, last February David Marcus had said in an interview that Facebook had not planned to integrate cryptocurrency in its applications soon. At issue: the technical difficulties crypto-currencies currently face: "payments using virtual currencies are currently very expensive, very slow," said David Marcus, pointing out that when all these problems would be resolved, " maybe we'll do something. "
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[uncensored-r/BitcoinMarkets] "No c**t, nowhere, knows what's going on."

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The piece below was originally penned during the high-FUD season of September 2017. It was initially specific to Waltonchain, but I believe that it absolutely extends across the crypto-space. I hope you enjoy it and that it brings some steadiness to those hands which are suffering from market-induced tremors...
 
 
Waltonchain – An Odyssey: Brutal Tales of FOMO & FUD from the Digital Tip of the American Dream, where entire mortgages are gambled on ephemeral Chinese tech and huge swathes of sweaty-palmed maniacs congregate in chatrooms like slime around stagnant water, each screaming incomprehensible gibberish into the darkened moonless sky above, praying to The Great Lono that Walton rises mid-to-late October and their collective bills can be paid, if not on time, then in high-interest instalments leveraged against the very Soul of their youngest child.
 
I am, strangely, a naturally optimistic man. Despite years of academia and indoctrination into the bowels of a respectable professional career; married life and mortgage payments of sizable sums, of life insurance policies and the death of my dog the day before my 15th birthday; I still find myself charged with a degree of positivity that belittles the actuality of the situation around us, where never-ending Global War reigns supreme and civil liberties are eroded, insidiously, by fuckpigs and their salaried speech writers. In spite of these daily frictions; these undercurrents of heavy doom and harbingers of cultural malaise; I retain a buoyant optimism in these dark seas of cultural maelstrom where white caps billow and smash down hard on all those caught beneath the breaking waves of modern progress. I preserve a steady confidence by bearing in mind the One True Wisdom of Olde: that no cunt, nowhere, knows what’s going on.
 
What has become quite clear to me over the last few months is the absolute necessity to disregard the thoughts, musings, innuendo, derisory howls and colourfully-annotated technical analyses of Other People. Apparently necessitated by the lack of knowledge inherent to this infant technology – a deep void of echoes where nothing dwells but guesswork and prediction – parroted clichés are myriad in the world of cryptocurrency. From a Warren Buffet quote concerning greed and fear, which is eagerly strung out by all-and-sundry like glistening ropes of semen along the facial contours of naive young bukakke-starlets; to Baron Rothschild’s “blood in the streets”. People are seemingly fixated, almost erotically so, on throwing empty frivolities across chaotic chatroom airspace in the hope that someone, somewhere, will take note.
 
We are at the precipice of the future, a bleeding-edge where technology and economics meet; a collision of binary code, global awareness and enough money to buy platinum dildos for all the whores in Old Saigon.
 
I can only, at this juncture, reiterate: no cunt, nowhere, knows what’s going on.
 
The unravelling chaos of crypto brings to mind an un-qualified myth I saw messily scrawled on the inside facing of a toilet cubicle door in a New Orleans jazz club, directly below a crayon etching of LeRoi Jones: “The term cool, in its original context, meant a specific reaction to the world; a specific relationship to one’s environment. It defined an attitude which actually existed. To be cool was, in its most accessible meaning, to be calm, even unimpressed, by what horror the world might daily propose”.
 
As things stand, there is no definitive point to this semi-coherent digressive on the quaint nuances of digital currency and the weird, clueless, malevolent, beautiful, ordinary people who inhabit slack channels, reddit threads and WeChat-based-PnD-Groups the world over.
 
We collectively find ourselves here via innumerable mountainous routes, hellfire passes and hidden gates behind overgrown vacant lots; but the reason we’re all here is quite simple: money. We aim to make money, not for money’s sake, but for the sake of Ultimate Escape. To unchain ourselves from the machinery of the world and let loose, unbridled, like a fantastic North Korean firework; glowing plutonium green and exploding over the Sea of Japan to widespread political condemnation.
 
It would be easy, though unfair, to suggest that the Nine-to-Five grind does nothing to enhance my passage through this life. It does, after all, finance my iron-rich diet of creative technologies and shamanic medicines; without which I would surely wither and die. This being the case, one must always endeavour to strike a fine balance between Work and Life; only bending over and quietly accepting the blue-veined meat-package when utterly essential to the overall plan; when the last distress flare has been fired high into the midnight sky, all telephone lines severed, and the radio smashed to pieces by marauding corporate brutes.
 
I feel strongly that Real Work can never be achieved in the workplace, and Nine-to-Five, Monday through Friday, is my penance for the hunting of Dreams. An unsightly filler. The annoying background noise during another late-night recital by my choir of Personal Angels. A necessary evil; maligned, resented, but tolerated as a temporary contractual obligation. A saddening fact of life is that without Serious Cash, we will never be able to escape the deadening clutches of Paid Work.
 
Crypto, for this generation, provides a chance to do so. A sliver of hope for unparalleled riches. The vast majority of investors are in exactly the same boat. A global collection of Dreamers, Traders, Gamblers and Digital Vagrants; tipping our hats to the karmic gods of Fate and Fortune.
 
Above all else, when reddit pages and slack channels are abruptly swollen with rampant crazies, maniacal deviants and hideous trolls with nothing to add but fear and uncertainty; one should remain grounded, solidly, in the knowledge that the words of Others aren’t worth the faecal matter they’re hastily scrawled in; that no cunt, nowhere, knows what’s going on.
 
In crypto, as in life; be cool and unimpressed with what horror the world might daily propose.
 
In Walton We Trust.
 
 
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xX_ProCodKid69.Xx

Hello you fucking reddit browsing neckbeards. I would like to inform you FYI that this OP is MLG and that this is a true story so liek, comment and scrubscribe as one liek = one dank meme to help me obtain my euphoria once again.
It started when one day I was taking my daily dew® shower and I couldn’t decide which flavor of dorito soap I should use. I needed to pick fast so I could get back to my life that everyone tells me I don’t have and I went MLG and began smoking. Being a turnt bloke, I accidentally set fire to the dorito soaps and filling the room with the smell of doritos as climbed out of the shower. I was now tripping, I literally knocked over half my apartment and that made me 200% mad. Time to yell at 12 yr olds in Child’s Online Daycare.
I went to my glorious PC master race computer and opened COD but something wasn’t right. The file was called xX_ProCodKid69.Xx and my computeeyes/ears/butt was leaking blood so I decided that I would be a smart protagonist and check the game’s data. This is what I found:
EA Copyright 666© Donut Steal OC
-THE REAL DEVIL NO JOKE DON’T PLAY
OH! Well that explains the weird name and the blood. Everybody knows that EA is the literal devil. If you don’t believe me, I was an intern so I can confirm. Time to go back to playing.
The screen didn’t bleed this time and I went to the server browser. It was filled with edgy deep web servers and anonymous hacker hangouts. I joined a random FFA de_rust game with a guy called xX_ProCodKid69_Xx (definitely not a coincidence amiright?). I spawned on top of the tower and I was immediately headshotted by ProCodKid69. On my second respawn, I was ready. Guzzling dewritos and doin’ the snoop dogg swivel, I flew around the map 360 noscoping him and dodging his shots. After 29.99999 seconds, we had not landed a single hit on each other so I brought out the big guns. I put on the oculus rift and pulled out my second computer. Using each hand to control a different computer, I fired thousands of shots at him. Then he did the unthinkable, he knifed all the bullets into tiny little bits as the game went slow mo. I exclaimed “HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?”
His reply made my heart explode and my calcium spray out of my nose. He said “What you should be asking is how this is possible… and how cliched this statement is.” He then bound my hands to the keyboards using magic super glue and said “YOU’VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD.”
Then hordes of players started joining the server. The voice chat was filled with horrible tortured screams and justin bieber songs. Then I saw who had joined the server and I went ultra fangirl. Ben2, Sonic.cod, GO_2_ZEEP, TheEyelessOne, TheLaughingOne, Squidicide, RoadKillMickey, yekciMlliKdaoR (backwards/photonegative is so edgy), HappyPuppy666, FABULOUSMouthStrencher, SodaZombie(Send Help), FatMonsterHater, BOB THE B.O.B. and SHREK!!!!!
I WAS LITERALLY FREAKING OUT!!1!! I had dreamed of these characters since my dad went to nosleep for bedtime stories by accident or was it an actually an accident? Illuminati confirmed? Ignoring the fact that I might be killed IRL by these ghastly macaronis, I began spamming the chat with love letters and fan fiction. Here is a transcript below:
Me_irl: OMG You're real. This is the best day of my life. Which fan fiction should we reenact first, JackXJack, PN Mickey X Suicide Mouse, maybe Shrek XXX Reader?
TheLaughingOne: Now I wish I was the eyeless one. Can't unsee.
SHREK: Ogre you kidding me?
RoadKillMickey: Your puns want to make me kill myself again.
yekciMlliKdaoR: I like it.
SodaZombie: Are we really going to listen to him? When he takes his head off he has less brains than me.
HappyPuppy666: He does look good in the photos, beauty gets the fan girls.
Me_irl: Like me_irl!
Squidicide: Fuck this shit I'm out. See you guys and a few kids in hell.
FABULOUSMouthStretcher: Send me the dead kids bodies.
FatMonsterHater: Eating makes you fat.
BOB: 4chan says fuck off bitch
Ben2: You shouldn't have said that! We have kids and manchildren around.
Sonic.cod: Why don't we stop posing for the writer and kill this guy.
Sally.exe: Let's crush him.
Crystal.html: Let's burn him.
S&K.exe: Let's kill him in an obscure way, almost as obscure as scourge.
Bob.exe: Let's let the inter webs decide trough BOB, the other BOB I mean.
BOB: OK who wants to direct the show going for 50$, 100$, 30 Bitcoin, 400 moneypak, 1 DOGECOIN! Sold, now let's get to directing.
Culture 048: Untie him.
Me_irl: Thank you
Culture 048: Now make him take out his Doritos.
Me_irl: WTF are you doin'
Culture 048: Now make him place all of his gangster shit inside the bag like yo bling and yo weed.
I knew what he wanted me to do next. I could feel my hand drifting toward the mtn dew bottle. If I mixed the swaggiest holders in the universe then it would form a swagularity and I would lose all of my swag in the last few moments of my existence. I had nearly given up hope when the room filled with a green glow and discounts filled every nook and cranny. Hail to the motherfucking gaben.
"Hello my child," He said in an omnipotent voice. "Senpai Kush needs me for Mlg Mario 420 so I'll leave you with Shia. You may or may not be fucked," he said before dissolving into gold dust. I was really hopeless now.
The creepypastas sat laughing at me when I heard a voice. Shia was yelling his famous motivational speech through my headphones. It took me a few seconds but I eventually made the conclusion about what he meant. Do it sounds a lot like Dew it, was he really telling me this? In a single motion, I unscrewed the thousands of energy drinks on my desk. The faces of the cryptids turned from joy to dread. I asked Shia once again for assurance and he answered with a strong encouraging "just do it!" so powerful that I didn't even doubt for one second about what I did next.
The sounds of drinks spilling all over the desk in that quick moment was the greatest and sexiest sound I had ever heard in my life. A rainbow of red raw energy, orange acid electrolytes and yellow sun shining through green mtn dew with the nice contrast of blue and purple was formed by the fusion of these holy waters. But the best sight was the computer, the sea had completely destroyed it and caused it to go up in disco fire as it slowly burned all of evil spirits. The last thing that I heard before I began typing this up on Trollpasta Wiki for interweb points was the voice of ProCodKid69 saying "NOOOOO!" in a cliched tone. If you made it to the end then you have a very stable heart and should read the original stories of the spaghettis mentioned in le story. Thank you 4(20) reading.
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xX_ProCodKid69.Xx: Story of an MLG Creepypasta Protagonist

Hello you fucking reddit browsing neckbeards. I would like to inform you FYI that this OP is MLG and that this is a true story so liek, comment and scrubscribe as one liek = one dank meme to help me obtain my euphoria once again.
It started when one day I was taking my daily dew® shower and I couldn’t decide which flavor of dorito soap I should use. I needed to pick fast so I could get back to my life that everyone tells me I don’t have and I went MLG and began smoking. Being a turnt bloke, I accidentally set fire to the dorito soaps and filling the room with the smell of doritos as climbed out of the shower. I was now tripping, I literally knocked over half my apartment and that made me 200% mad. Time to yell at 12 yr olds in Child’s Online Daycare.
I went to my glorious PC master race computer and opened COD but something wasn’t right. The file was called xX_ProCodKid69.Xx and my computeeyes/ears/butt was leaking blood so I decided that I would be a smart protagonist and check the game’s data. This is what I found:
EA Copyright 666© Donut Steal OC
-THE REAL DEVIL NO JOKE DON’T PLAY
OH! Well that explains the weird name and the blood. Everybody knows that EA is the literal devil. If you don’t believe me, I was an intern so I can confirm. Time to go back to playing.
The screen didn’t bleed this time and I went to the server browser. It was filled with edgy deep web servers and anonymous hacker hangouts. I joined a random FFA de_rust game with a guy called xX_ProCodKid69_Xx (definitely not a coincidence amiright?). I spawned on top of the tower and I was immediately headshotted by ProCodKid69. On my second respawn, I was ready. Guzzling dewritos and doin’ the snoop dogg swivel, I flew around the map 360 noscoping him and dodging his shots. After 29.99999 seconds, we had not landed a single hit on each other so I brought out the big guns. I put on the oculus rift and pulled out my second computer. Using each hand to control a different computer, I fired thousands of shots at him. Then he did the unthinkable, he knifed all the bullets into tiny little bits as the game went slow mo. I exclaimed “HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?”
His reply made my heart explode and my calcium spray out of my nose. He said “What you should be asking is how this is possible… and how cliched this statement is.” He then bound my hands to the keyboards using magic super glue and said “YOU’VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD.”
Then hordes of players started joining the server. The voice chat was filled with horrible tortured screams and justin bieber songs. Then I saw who had joined the server and I went ultra fangirl. Ben2, Sonic.cod, GO_2_ZEEP, TheEyelessOne, TheLaughingOne, Squidicide, RoadKillMickey, yekciMlliKdaoR (backwards/photonegative is so edgy), HappyPuppy666, FABULOUSMouthStrencher, SodaZombie(Send Help), FatMonsterHater, BOB THE B.O.B. and SHREK!!!!!
I WAS LITERALLY FREAKING OUT!!1!! I had dreamed of these characters since my dad went to nosleep for bedtime stories by accident or was it an actually an accident? Illuminati confirmed? Ignoring the fact that I might be killed IRL by these ghastly macaronis, I began spamming the chat with love letters and fan fiction. Here is a transcript below:
Me_irl: OMG You're real. This is the best day of my life. Which fan fiction should we reenact first, JackXJack, PN Mickey X Suicide Mouse, maybe Shrek XXX Reader?
TheLaughingOne: Now I wish I was the eyeless one. Can't unsee.
SHREK: Ogre you kidding me?
RoadKillMickey: Your puns want to make me kill myself again.
yekciMlliKdaoR: I like it.
SodaZombie: Are we really going to listen to him? When he takes his head off he has less brains than me.
HappyPuppy666: He does look good in the photos, beauty gets the fan girls.
Me_irl: Like me_irl!
Squidicide: Fuck this shit I'm out. See you guys and a few kids in hell.
FABULOUSMouthStretcher: Send me the dead kids bodies.
FatMonsterHater: Eating makes you fat.
BOB: 4chan says fuck off bitch
Ben2: You shouldn't have said that! We have kids and manchildren around.
Sonic.cod: Why don't we stop posing for the writer and kill this guy.
Sally.exe: Let's crush him.
Crystal.html: Let's burn him.
S&K.exe: Let's kill him in an obscure way, almost as obscure as scourge.
Bob.exe: Let's let the inter webs decide trough BOB, the other BOB I mean.
BOB: OK who wants to direct the show going for 50$, 100$, 30 Bitcoin, 400 moneypak, 1 DOGECOIN! Sold, now let's get to directing.
Culture 048: Untie him.
Me_irl: Thank you
Culture 048: Now make him take out his Doritos.
Me_irl: WTF are you doin'
Culture 048: Now make him place all of his gangster shit inside the bag like yo bling and yo weed.
I knew what he wanted me to do next. I could feel my hand drifting toward the mtn dew bottle. If I mixed the swaggiest holders in the universe then it would form a swagularity and I would lose all of my swag in the last few moments of my existence. I had nearly given up hope when the room filled with a green glow and discounts filled every nook and cranny. Hail to the motherfucking gaben.
"Hello my child," He said in an omnipotent voice. "Senpai Kush needs me for Mlg Mario 420 so I'll leave you with Shia. You may or may not be fucked," he said before dissolving into gold dust. I was really hopeless now.
The creepypastas sat laughing at me when I heard a voice. Shia was yelling his famous motivational speech through my headphones. It took me a few seconds but I eventually made the conclusion about what he meant. Do it sounds a lot like Dew it, was he really telling me this? In a single motion, I unscrewed the thousands of energy drinks on my desk. The faces of the cryptids turned from joy to dread. I asked Shia once again for assurance and he answered with a strong encouraging "just do it!" so powerful that I didn't even doubt for one second about what I did next.
The sounds of drinks spilling all over the desk in that quick moment was the greatest and sexiest sound I had ever heard in my life. A rainbow of red raw energy, orange acid electrolytes and yellow sun shining through green mtn dew with the nice contrast of blue and purple was formed by the fusion of these holy waters. But the best sight was the computer, the sea had completely destroyed it and caused it to go up in disco fire as it slowly burned all of evil spirits. The last thing that I heard before I began typing this up on Trollpasta Wiki for interweb points was the voice of ProCodKid69 saying "NOOOOO!" in a cliched tone. If you made it to the end then you have a very stable heart and should read the original stories of the spaghettis mentioned in le story. Thank you 4(20) reading.
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House Party 05/30/2016 [Part 3/3]

KICKOUT!
Still not particularly even paying attention to the kickouts, Kait pops to her feet and runs back to the corner. She ascends to the top rope as Lee stirs confusedly on the mat.
Kait: I think I’m READY TO FALL!
The crowd pops to see a shooting star press, but, in the split second Kait took to say that, Lee makes it to his feet and rushes to the corner, knocking her off balance and “nutting”(perhaps “cunting”?) her on the turnbuckle.
Paisner: Sometimes playing to the fans can be a competitor’s downfall!
Woodbridge: And what a shame! She had really built up a nice head of steam!
Lee grabs Kait and pulls her out towards the center of the ring, her feet catching on the turnbuckle. Lee drops her down with a sickening corner DDT that receives boos from the paying audience. He smugly gives them all the Vulcan salute before going for the pin.
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Lee sits up, frustrated at the referee for “counting slow”. He gets up and gets in Itchicock’s face.
Lee: One, Two, Three! You imbecile!
Woodbridge: Showing shades of his master, Kyle Scott!
Paisner: By arguing with the ref?
Woodbridge: By being a massive cunt.
Lee pushes Itchicock, but before he can abuse the ref into a DQ, he notices that Kait has pulled herself into the corner to catch her breath. A smile crosses his lips and he dead sprints towards her, flipping himself forward for the Blob Ball. At the last possible second, Kaiit rolls out of the way, letting Logan slam into the corner directly on his back and head.
Paisner: Ring awareness by Kaitlyn! Think she baited him into going for that move?
Woodbridge: The world may never know, Allen. But I wouldn’t put it past her.
They both lay on the mat, catching their breath, as Itchicock begins to make the ten count.
1!
2!
3!
Still no movement from either of them.
4!
5!
6!
Kaitlyn begins to stir, bringing herself to one knee. She uses the ropes, and pulls herself all the way up. Kait leans against the ropes for a moment, further catching her breath, as Lee uses the same tactic to first get to a knee, and then bring himself to his feet. Lee turns in Kait’s direction and they lock eyes. Kait gets off the ropes and motions for Lee to bring it. Lee rushes at Kaitlyn with the speed of a runaway train. She passes him through, sending him into the ropes and rebounding back in her direction. She drops down and Lee steps over her as he runs to the other side of the ring, once again rebounding and heading Kait’s way. This time, she catches him with a beautiful hip toss on his way back, but his momentum helps him almost immediately back up to his feet. He runs at her again, and is again brought down with a hip toss. Slightly slower this time, Lee pops back to his feet and tries running at her one more time.
Paisner: When did Kait get a “Five Moves of Doom” sequence?
Woodbridge: Are you comparing her to Jack Senpai, Allen?
Paisner: No. I’m comparing what she’s doing right now to Jack Senpai.
As Lee gets closer to her, Kait jumps up to deliver the final blow, a beautiful hurricanrana. However, before she can finish the move, Lee somehow finds the strength to stop her momentum and slam her onto the mat with what can only be described as a reversal pop-up powerbomb.
Paisner: Oh shit! I take it back! THAT is a move of doom!
Lee falls on top of Kaitlyn, breathless. He manages to lift her leg for the pin.
1!
2!
3!
Woodbridge: No! Kait able to kick out at two point a gnat’s cunt hair!
Paisner: Is that a measurement, Mark?
Woodbridge: Well, Kaitlyn just did it! So it is now, Allen!
Lee sits up and stares in disbelief at the ref. He wipes sweat off his brow and slams his hands on the mat.
Lee: STAY DOWN YOU DUMB BITCH!
Lee gets up and begins pacing around, waiting for Kaitlyn to slowly stagger to her feet. As she’s about to be all the way up, Lee begins rotating for his patented spinning backfist.
Woodbridge: This could be it!!
But, with her last spurt of energy, Kait jumps up as Logan is about to finish his rotation, wrapping her arm around his head and bringing him down with. . .
Paisner: D-D-DROP THE FACE BY KAIT!
Kait barely manages to crawl on top of Lee and grab his leg for the pin.
1!
2!
BLACKOUT
Paisner: Oh fuck me.
The lights come back on to reveal Brodie Hansen in the center of the ring, Kait now full of energy and already up to get in his face. The two butt heads as Lee slowly comes to on the mat. He looks up at the sight above him and his eyes widen.
Lee: Fuck that!
He rolls under the bottom rope and hightails it up the ramp and to the back.
Woodbridge: Smart move by, Logan Lee. I don’t think this’ll be pretty.
Paisner: So just another match gets ruled a no contest because of Brodie Hansen?!
Woodbridge: You want to go tell him to stop?
Paisner: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AT HOME IT APPEARS THIS MATCH WILL BE A NO CONTEST!
The tension rises as Brodie and Kait exchange murderous stares. The crowd stays deadly silent, not wanting to be the reason this explodes. Over the silence, the voices of Brodie and Kaitlyn in the ring can be heard.
Brodie: You’re very frustrating, little bird.
Kaitlyn: Yeah. Well, you’re an inbred cunt.
And with that they erupt in a fist fight that would put Ali and Tyson to shame. The sounds of fists upon flesh reverberate through the arena with sickening clarity. Their collision resembles a tornado of hatred going over a trailer park of nazi methheads. That is to say, it isn’t pretty. Somehow, Kait is able to get the upper hand and begins backing Brodie into a corner with fist after fist to the gut and jaw of the giant.
Woodbridge: Jesus! That’s some serious power behind those hooks by Kaitlyn!
Paisner: I’m pretty sure she would’ve broken most of the locker room’s jaws at this point! The boiling hatred between these two is reaching a real tipping point!
Once Brodie is up against the turnbuckle, Kait goes from fists to kicks. She kicks at the big man’s legs furiously and with a speed resembling a thrash beat. Brodie’s knees begin to buckle as his massive frame sways in the corner. Kaitlyn continues kicking, each one seemingly harder than the last. Before the giant can topple, Brodie shoots his hand out and wraps it around the throat of Kaitlyn. Her kicking stops and they meet eyes, Brodie squeezing harder and turning Kaitlyn’s face a gross blue color. Using all the force he can muster, The Beast shoves forward, effectively shoving Kaitlyn back and to the ground by her throat. Either with a quick lunge or an exhausted fall, Brodie takes to the mat as well and mounts the much smaller woman. He begins throwing elbows to the face and temples of Kaitlyn, making eerily certain to slam the points directly on the worst spots of the skull.
Paisner: Two months, going on three, these two have been at it! At this point I’m surprised neither has legitimately tried to kill the other!
Woodbridge: Didn’t Brodie have goons a little bit ago?
Paisner: I’m talking about these two killing each other! Let’s not bring up other people or else this will get really hard to get past the FCC!
Once Brodie’s made sure Kaitlyn is good and concussed, he gets off of her and rolls under the bottom rope. He takes a moment outside to stretch out his sore legs and try to shake the pain off. He then heads to the railing separating the fans from the action and reaches out, literally pulling a chair out from under the ass of a fan. As he walks away and is showered in boos, he casually flips the bird back in the direction of the fans. He slides the chair into the ring and follows close behind, his eyes revealing nothing but malintent in his heart.
Paisner: I feel like we should be trying to stop this.
Brodie picks the chair back up once in the ring and begins to taunt the fans, teasing slamming it onto the head of the near unconscious Kaitlyn on the mat. As the boos get louder, Brodie’s swings of the chair get closer and closer to her head. Right before actually hitting her in the head with the chair, Brodie stops. He looks at the chair and then at Kaitlyn. . . . and then at the corner. He grabs Kaitlyn by her leg and pulls her close to the corner. He opens the chair slightly and slides Kaitlyn’s neck inside, his intentions becoming grossly clear.
Woodbridge: Jesus fucking Christ! I refuse to watch this! I’m turning my back to this!
Paisner: FUCKING SHIT! SOMEONE AT HOME CALL THE COPS!
Brodie backs into the corner, ascending to the second rope. He stares down at Kaitlyn helpless on the mat, I smile so sinister that it would give the Devil himself chills crossing Brodie’s lips.
Brodie: NO MORE CHANCES, LITTLE BIRD! TIME TO CLIP YOUR WINGS!
Brodie readys himself to jump off the rope and slam his massive foot into the chair, surely paralyzing Kait.
BUT!!
Right before Brodie can jump onto the chair, a fan in a black jacket jumps the barrier! They hightail it to the corner and shove Brodie off with urgency, his massive frame barely missing landing on the chair anyway! Before Brodie has a chance to even understand what is happening, the fan slides into the ring and begins to deliver sick kicks to Brodie again and again!
Paisner: MARK! MARK! SOMEONE SAVED HER! JESUS, SOMEONE SAVED HER!
Woodbridge: What!? Who is it!?
With little understanding of what is even happening, Brodie begins to roll to and under the ropes. He backs up the ramp, furious as the fan turns their attention to the barely moving Kaitlyn Casey Jones. The fan gets the chair from around her neck and begins to help her up. She manages to look up, and her jaw drops when she sees the fan’s face. After helping her all the way to her feet, the fan turns to finally meet eyes with the monster on the ramp. Brodie becomes even more enraged at what he sees.
Paisner: Holy shit! It’s Lucian Alexander! Brodie’s cousin is back and he saved Kait!
Woodbridge: We knew he had left NEXT, but I don’t think anyone knew he was here tonight!
Lucian stares his cousin down as the fans chant their appreciation.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! clap clap clapclapclap THIS IS AWESOME! clap clap clapclapclap
Brodie: You’re dead, you fuck! You’ve made a terrible decision coming back!
Brodie makes his way up the ramp and to the back, never taking his eyes off Lucian and Kaitlyn in the ring. Lucian then helps Kait make her way out of the ring and begins to motion for some sort of medical assistance as we fade out.
We return to the dark streets of Le Havre, a beautiful classic car pulls up, and out from it emerges a "well dressed" man of Asian decent. Both groups exit their car and converge on one another
Asian Fella: Alssalam ealaykum 'akhi Kyle
Scott: Ealaykum 'an al'akh salam Mahmud
Mahmud: W... lughan 'aetaqid?
Scott: Yes, this is my right hand man, Logan; he doesn't speak much of the mother tongue
Lee Yasrakh alghajr?
Mahmud: Indeed, screaming gypsies. Gentlemen, if you'll follow me to the back of the car
The three men proceed to the back of the car where Mahmud unleashes a stockpile the likes of which have never before been seen (in the boot of a budget car).
Lee: What the fuck...
Mahmud: As you can see we have all manner of weapons, from World War 1 rifle, World War 2 rifle, all they way through to Korean war rifle. This is how you say... the high tech shit
Scott: You don't say...
Mahmud: Oh I do say, I just said it
Scott: You.. what? It's an expression
Lee: Can we get this over with? It's all very uncomfortable
Mahmud: Fine, fine. Weapons you see here are not all I have, you pick and I dispatch them instantly
Lee: How?
Mahmud: Amazon drone of course!
Scott: So, how do we do this?
Mahmud: Very simple
Mahmud somehow pulls a computer down from the rear door of his car
Mahmud: Select the "Fruit & Vag" section, all weapons available you see there
Lee: Ahaha
Mahmud: What? What amuses you?
Lee: Nothing, I swear
Scott: You said vag
Mahmud: What? What is this vag?
Lee: Lady penis
Mahmud: That is... vile
Scott: Mhm, so I just choose the weapon and enter the amount?
Mahmud: Correct
Scott: How do I pay?
Mahmud: I accept a variety of payments, Visa, Subway Subcard, Bitcoin, anything you think of
Scott: I'll pay with my Subcard, God knows I've got more than enough points
Kyle struggles to pull his wallet from his jeans, almost as if he's trying to conceal something. His wallet falls to the floor and he scrambles to retrieve it from under the car. Hastily he puts it into the machine and "pays"
Scott: OK, well Brother Mahmud, it's been a pleasure. I hope this helps your cause as much as it helps mine
Mahmud: Ladayk baladi alttaqdir 'akhi Kyle. Shaqiq lujan. Tawdie
Scott & Logan: Tawdie
Scott hurries the two of them back to their van and they speed off leaving a trail of dust
Lee: What's the hurry?
Kyle pulls something from his coat pocket
Lee: HOLY SHIT! Where did you get that?
Scott: Stole it from Mahmud
Lee: Do you know how rare this is? And in French no less
Scott: No, but what I do know is that Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj, the President of Mongolia is a closet fan of the Pokemon TCG. Instead of going to war, we bribe him with this card
Lee: What about the guns?
Scott: We sell them to ISIS, double our money
Lee: For real?
Scott: Yeah, how else are we supposed to conquer the Middle East unless they fuck it up?
Lee: Jesus... I don't know if I like this
Scott: You can have the card after we deal with Tsakhi
Lee: Oh right, it's fine then
A phone begins ringing, Logan presses the button to put it on hands free
Mahmud: Kyle, hayth alllaenat hu bitaqati mariu? Hunak 6 faqat fi alealam!
Scott: Yumaris aljins mae 'ukhtuk
Kyle hangs up as the rear window shatters, a plume of smoke can be seen rising in the distance
Lee: Did... did you blow his car up?
Scott: What?! No! No no no, must've been a terror plot gone wrong...
Commercial
Kaitlyn and Lucian sit backstage. Kait is nursing her injuries while Lucy greets passing WiR staff members.
Kaitlyn: Thanks for that.
Lucian: Of course. I wasn’t going to let him paralyze you.
Kait nods, thinking.
Kaitlyn: Why were you here?
Lucian stops greeting people and turns his full attention to Kait.
Lucian: What do you mean?
Kaitlyn: France is pretty far from Arkansas. And I assume you had to buy a ticket.
Lucy chuckles lightly.
Lucian: Yeah. I wanted to meet with Moxie after the show. Talk about maybe coming back. But then that happened, and I couldn’t just be a bystander, you know?
Kaitlyn thinks for a moment.
Kaitlyn: Yeah. That makes sense. Thanks.
Just then, a slender, sexy woman comes walking down the hall, a huge business smile across her face.
Moxie Moon: I believe I heard my name!
Moxie walks over to the two and hugs Lucian, giving him a French kiss on the cheek with her welcome.She goes to do the same to Kaitlyn, but as Kaitlyn leans up to oblige she winces in pain. Moxie looks the two over before talking.
Moxie: That was quite a match you had with Logan Lee, Ms. Jones. I’m sure it would have been a real barn burner had the World Champion not decided to interfere.
Kait nods, picking up an icepack and holding it to her head.
Moxie: And you…
Moxie turns to Lucian.
Moxie: There’s no telling what your cousin would have done to her if you hadn’t come to the rescue.
Lucian: The thing that holds your belt is not my cousin, Moxie.
Moxie: Fair enough, Mr. Alexander.
Moxie claps her hands together, a sudden excitement seemingly taking over her demeanor.
Moxie: Now! Since the pleasantries are out of the way, time to talk the real reason I came and found you two! Kaitlyn, you seem determined to have another go at Brodie’s title, and I’m perfectly willing to provide that. However, the large man has a certain way for persuasion, and he made it clear that if you were going to get another chance; you’d have to earn it. So that’s what you’ll do next week! Next week you’ll get your official number one contendership match for a chance to prove yourself!
Kaitlyn’s eyes light up and a smile crosses her lips for the first time since we’ve seen her tonight.
Moxie: But! It won’t be easy, Ms. Jones. I can’t go just sticking you in another match with AKI Man to make it impossible for you to lose. No. Not at all. Instead, your opponent will be a former tag team champion, former member of NYS’s developmental NEXT program, and your savior tonight!
Kaitlyn and Lucian look at each other, surprised.
Moxie: That’s right, darlings. What could be better for ratings?
Moxie lets out a smug laugh before waving at them and beginning to walk away.
Moxie: Tah-tah! See you next week!
Lucian begins to nod, wearily, as Kaitlyn continues just to stare at the man who possibly saved her life. Before any words can be exchanged, a voice is heard off camera down the hall.
Andrew “Dragon” Garcia: HOLY SHIIIIIIIII!!!
Lucian turns his attention to the direction of his old friend, and a smile explodes across his face. He walks out of frame as Kaitlyn continues to stare off, now into the distance.
Lucian: Hermandad de fibra de baja moral para la vida!
Rubble Kings Theme (Dynamite) by Run The Jewels hits, and a lone spotlight appears on the ramp, revealing Santiago Martinez standing in the light, holding his stolen independent title, raising it high above his head like he's the actual champion.
Javier: Introducing first, from Coral Gables, Florida; by way of Medellin, Colombia, weighing in at 214 pounds, standing 6 foot 2, Santiago Martinez!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Paisner: Last Week, Santiago Martinez returned after 3 months in a huge way, with he and his cartel goons taking out his opponent here tonight Russ Reynolds, and the Independent Champion Dragon, and as you can see here, Martinez took Dragon's title belt in the process.
Woodbridge: While Santiago sure as hell made a statement last week, I have a question whether this decision may come back to haunt him, pissing off Dragon isn't usually a good decision, Russ Reynolds has proven time and time again to be an outstanding competitor, depending on whether Santiago is rusty or not may determine whether this all turns out well or not.
Santiago walks down, belt still raised high in the air, he talks some shit with fans around ringside, before hopping up onto the apron, jumping over the ropes into the ring, and awaiting Reynold's arrival.
Rainbow In The Dark by Dio plays, as Reynolds busts out from behind the curtain, a focused look on his face, as he walks down to the ring.
Javier: And introducing, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, standing at 6 feet, "Danger" Russ Reynolds!
Crowd: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Paisner: And Reynolds coming down with a purpose tonight! He has to be upset after finally getting Rang off of him, only for Santiago to come out and make a statement out of him, while also hurting his chances of beating Dragon and gaining an independent title shot.
Woodbridge: And that purpose may be his rise, or his downfall, either he stays focused and on his game, or he gets driven to too much anger, and get sloppy, which would most certainly cost him the match.
Reynolds quickly throws some fist bumps to some fans, as he walks down to the ring, eventually getting up on the ring apron, staring down Martinez, he steps into the ring, as Tai Ni Wong calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Russ and Martinez circle each other, and stare at each other, before Russ rushes in at Santiago! Reynolds quickly grabs Santiago's legs and drives him into a corner! Reynolds then starts deliver shoulder thrusts to Martinez, before stopping that, and starting to chop away at Martinez in the corner! After the chops, Russ whips Martinez into another corner, where Russ runs at him with an amazing dropkick right to the gave of Martinez! Martinez falls to the ground and out the ring holding at his face!
Crowd: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Woodbridge: Russ starting this match with fire!
Martinez leans on the guardrail outside, as Russ calls for him to get back in the ring, Martinez circles the ring for a moment, before slowly sliding in, and facing Russ again, they once again circle each other, and this time Santiago is the one who charges! Doing the same thing as Russ by picking him up and driving him into a corner, but rather than going for shoulder thrusts, Santiago decides to slap Russ across the face!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Santiago quickly backs off, with a smug smirk across his face, as Russ tries to go after him, but Wong restrains him so things don't get out of control, Wong eventually unrestrains Russ, who's calmed down, but still clearly irked at Santiago's disrespect, they circle for the third time, and they close in on each other and lock up for a collar and elbow tie-up, but as soon as they lock up, Santiago decides to forgo the technical wrestling, and just knees Reynolds in the gut! Dropping Reynolds to his knees! Santiago then grabs Reynolds head, and starts to deliver repeated knees to the side of Russ's head! Picking his head back up everytime it falls to the ground. Santiago eventually releases Russ's head, and it just falls to the ground, Russ clearly already a bit out of it from all the knees. Santiago kicks at Russ's head a few times, before running the ropes, he reaches Russ, but jumps over him to continue running the ropes, he then repeats that process once reaching Russ again! He then continues running! And then completely stops his momentum, and lightly tapping Russ's head.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Santiago looks out at the crowd booing him, and flips all them off!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Paisner: Santiago riling up this crowd, and he seems to love every moment of it.
Santiago gets back over to Russ, sits him up, and then runs the ropes real quick to deliver a stiff kick to Russ's back! Russ grits his teeth and falls back in pain, as Santiago quickly gets on the ground with him, and repeatedly elbows Russ in the face with stiff strike and stiff strike! Santiago then picks up Russ grabs his head, runs with him, and drives his head into the top turnbuckle! Russ's head bounces off the turnbuckle, so Santiago gives him a european uppercut to the back of the head! Russ falls back into the corner, face resting on the turnbuckle, as Santiago runs off to the opposite corner, and rushes back with a superkick to the back of Russ's head! The head trauma from the kick and being driven into turnbuckle causes him to slide down and fall to the ground! Santiago looks down at Russ and laughs, as he casually pushes Russ out the ring with his foot, and yells at Wong to start counting!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
While Wong starts to count, Santiago parades around the ring taunting the crowd, flipping them off, and talking shit. Wong hits 7 and Russ starts to stir on the outside, trying to get to the ring apron! The count of 11 hits, and he gets his fingers on the ring apron! But Santiago rushes over, and stomps on Russ's fingers! Russ screams and holds his fingers, as Santiago decides to slide out the ring, picks Russ up, and tosses him straight into the barricade! And then into the ringpost! And then once again into the barricade!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Paisner: Russ could be in real trouble here! Santiago's controlled the match and hasn't shown signs of rust, Russ might need luck on his side tonight!
Russ lays on the grounds in pain, staring up at the ceiling, as Santiago goes to pick him up, and tosses him in the ring where he covers Russ!
1!
2! No! Kickout by Russ at 2!
Santiago screams at Wong to count faster after Russ's kickout, and then quickly gets back on Russ, and puts him in a sleeper hold!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Santiago wrenches in the sleeper as tightly as possible, squeezing as much air as he can out of Russ, who struggles and flails around to try and get out. Santiago screams various insults at the fans in attendance, as Russ' flailing gets less and less motion to it. With Santiago's grip only getting harder and harder until he's gripping Russ's neck like an anaconda!
Crowd: RUSS! RUSS! RUSS! RUSS! RUSS! RUSS!
Santiago: Why do you all need to chant? It's not like he had blood in his head in the first place!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All the veins on Santiago's body almost pop right out of his skin as he clenches in the sleeper more and more, as the chants seem to not be doing much for Russ, as he's starting to fade more and more, with his face becoming noticebly paler by the second! With Santiago screaming as he clenches and clenches!
Crowd: RUSS! RUSS! RUSS! RUSS! RUSS! RUSS!
Wong decides to go over to Russ, and check on his condition, he checks him real quick, and then decides to raise Russ's arm, and it drops!
Crowd: No!
Wong then lifts Russ's arm again, and once again it drops!
Crowd: No!
Wong then lifts Russ's arm one last time, and just as it seems as Russ's arm is about to hit the ground once again, he stops of arm from falling and lifts it up!
Crowd: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Russ feeds off the energy of the crowd, and he starts to slowly, but surely get to his feet, as Santiago desperately tries, but fails, to get Russ back down! Russ eventually gets to his feet, and starts delivers elbows to the gut of Santiago until he lets go, and eventually, Russ hits enough to get out of the sleeper!
Crowd: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Woodbridge: Russ got out the sleeper! He may finally get something going!
Russ gains back his breath real quick, as Santiago recovers from the elbows rather quickly, and tries to go after Russ with a lariat! But Russ ducks, and he runs the ropes as Santiago rebounds off the ropes himself, they eventually meet in the middle, where Russ drops Santiago with a high knee to the face! Knocking Santiago down! Santiago manages to quickly make it to a corner, but that gives Russ the opportunity to run off to the opposite corner, and come back with a running dropkick to the head of Santiago! Santiago falls in a heap to the ground, as Russ screams for the audience!
Crowd: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Paisner: Russ with that intense fire and burning passion!
Russ walks around the ring, and hypes the crowd up by throwing his arms up, and stomping on the mat, waiting for Santiago to get up. Santiago eventually does, with clear signs of wooziness. Russ walks over to him, hooks him up, and throws him with a northern lights suplex! Russ keeps Santiago hooked, but doesn't bridge, as he rolls through back to his front, and delivers another wonderful norther lights suplex to Santiago! And yet again, Russ does not bridge, but rolls through, and then delivers a third, and lightning quick northern lights to Martinex!
Paisner: Aurora Borealis! What strength from Russ! The Bridge!
1!
2! No! Kickout by Martinez!
Russ quickly gets back to to business, and picks up Santiago and whips him into a corner, where he hits a running chop to Martinez! The sound of the chop explodes throughout the arena, and Santiago holds at his chest, with his breathing clearly have been offset, Russ looks out to the crowd, and shouts something.
Russ: Do you people want another?!
Crowd: YES!
Russ: You got it!
Russ makes sure he keeps Martinez contained in the corner, and then charges up for another chop, before deliver another stinging chop to Martinez's chest that was even louder than the first one! Martinez's eyes nearly bulge out his head, and he tries desperately to get out the corner, but Russ pushes him back in! Russ quickly looks out to the crowd, who instantly start cheering! Getting the message, Russ charges up for another chop, and delivers enough vicious chop to Santiago! The chop sounding like a gun went off in the building, as it seems Santiago has lost all breath in his body! Russ then starts to deliver chops faster and faster, until he's delivering them at a lightning fast pace, with Santiago futilely struggling against the chops! Russ eventually finishes his chops, and whips Santiago into the opposite corner, where he hits Santiago with a running european uppercut! He then whips Santiago back into the original corner, where Russ hits him with another euro uppercut! As Santiago stumbles out the corner, Russ jumps up for a cutter to Santiago! Planting his face in the mat! Russ then rolls the cutter into a Dragon Sleeper submission hold!
Crowd: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! RUSS! RUSS!
Paisner: Russ's run of fire may end with him getting Santiago to tap out to the Ace Killer!
Santiago screams in pain, as Russ clenches and wrenches on the Dragon Sleeper as much as he can! Santiago digs his fingernails into the mat, trying to get a base to crawl to the ropes, but Russ is wrenching so hard, Santiago struggles to move forward, just helplessly moving around in a circle that gets him nowhere! Santiago screams, as he claws and claws to try and move forward, which causes Russ to clench harder! Santiago uses his arms to try and pry Russ's arms off his neck! But this is to no avail, as Russ has too much of a death drip on Santiago, and Santiago is getting less strong each second he stays in the Dragon Sleeper, with his body falling closer and closer to the mat! Russ screams as he sinches in, but suddenly, Santiago manages to make one quick movement, and rolls over!, pinning Russ's shoulders to the mat! Santiago even manages to flip over to put Russ in more predicament!
1!
2!
No! Russ at 2 and a half!
With the pin Santiago got on him, Russ is forced to completely kick out, releasing his grip on Santiago! Santiago gets up, clearly a bit out of it from all the life being sucked out of him in the sleeper, but he still manages to take his place in a corner, but Russ quickly rushes over to him, and attempts a forearm in the corner! But Santiago gets out, and Russ crashes into the corner, and stumbles out of it holding his back, and Santiago rushes at Russ with a forearm smash of his own! Knocking Russ to the ground! With Russ holding his face in pain! Santiago waits for Russ to get up, and once Russ is almost up, Santiago runs the ropes, and keeps running until Russ gets up, and attempts a slingblade! But Russ forcefully pushes Santiago to the ground! Santiago screams and holds his back, but manages to quickly get up, as Russ quickly hits him with a superkick! Stunning Santiago and turning him facing away from Russ! Russ backs up, and signals for Santiago to turn around! Once Santiago does, Russ runs at him, and goes for the Dangerous Kick!(Jumping Corkscrew Roundhouse Kick) But Santiago manages to duck! And he ends up with his back in front of Santiago, which allows Santiago to take advantage with his "Phantom Pain" Backstabber!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Woodbridge: A wonderful exchange between these two wrestlers! Santiago gaining the advantage with a devastating backstabber!
Santiago gets up, and waits for Russ to get up himself, who's holding his back and gritting his teeth in pain! Russ eventually drags himself up by the ropes, and Santiago runs behind him, jumps up on his shoulders, and delivers a reverse frankenstiener to Russ!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Paisner: Jesus! The Set Up from Martinez! Russ may be out!
Martinez transistions smoothly out the frankensteiner, gets on the apron, and starts to climb the ropes! He gets to the top turnbuckles, and flips off the crowd with both middle fingers, before attempting a 450 splash! But Russ manages to get his knees up, and Santiago lands right on them!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Santiago bounces off, clutching at his chest to try an get any breath, as Russ tries to regain his composure from the reverse frankensteiner. Russ holds at his head, as he and Santiago both try to get up, Russ manages to get up just quick enough and runs at Santiago with a Dangerous Kick just as Martinez gets up! But Santiago ducks once again, and gets an O'Connor roll on Russ! Santiago grabs a handful of tights!
1!
2!
3!
No! Russ manages to kick out despite the tight grab!
Both men get up at the same time, and Santiago gets the advantage with a quick forearm to Russ’s face! Santiago then whips Russ into the ropes, and then Santiago runs the ropes himself! They pass each other a few times, before Santiago jumps up, and smashes Russ’s face with a Single Leg Dropkick!
Paisner: Cartel Speicial from Santiago! He may be on his way to victory!
Santiago looks down at Russ, before doing a throat slice, and making his way to a corner, but suddenly, out of the corner of Santi’s eye, a hulking figure dashes towards him. He turns around, and get gored out of his boots by Andrew Garcia! He pins him down, and Garcia wails down strikes to the head of him as the ref calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Dragon elbows the shit out of the downed Martinez, until Russ drags the brute off of him. He gets him up, but Dragon pushes him away and goes back to his man, stomping at him as he scurries away. He runs to the entranceway, as Garcia slides out of the ring and goes to the inside of the apron. He holds up a chair, but drops it, deciding that it just wouldn’t cut it, and goes back to the apron. He drags out, of all things, a ladder from underneath and goes after Santiago. Martinez, wanting no part in what the champ has in mind, keeps running until he makes it to the staircase and go up the staircase. Dragon tosses the set of ladders at him, striking the man in his legs and sending him on to the concrete corner of them. Just then, a few of the masked goons appear, blocking the entrance of the stairways from both sides. Garcia picks up the ladder from the ground, and swings it at the goons, all ducking from it and running off. He turns around and see the target head back up the stairs. He makes it back up, and sees Martinez behind four more goons. Thinking quickly, he rushes at them with the ladder, and pin all five men to the railing, slowly pushing upwards ass if to put great danger in the rudos’ hearts.
Reynolds: What the fuck are you doing?
Reynolds grabs Dragon from behind, he turns around and holds the ladder on one hand. He moves towards Russ, as he begins to slow back off from the giant. One of the goons uses this as an opportunity to attack him from behind, but he barely budges from the blow to the back. Garcia drops the ladder completely, and focuses his attention on the goon. He grabs him by the throat, covering his entire throats with just one hand, before lifting him high up into the air and chokeslamming him over Santiago and Co’s head into the merch table below. A low crunch can be heard as camera’s cut to the carnage of clothing and ruined gimmicks strewn about. Cut back to Dragon, looking down at Martinez, muttering something along the lines of “violent people”, before turning around and heading down the stairs. Fans run away from the man, as he walks to Maurice’s table. The man looking up at the monster, still muttering those words, as he snatches his title from the table, Maurice running away from it entirely. He turns back around at the two men and points right at them as he raises his title up high, as we fade to black.

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